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One suddenly says: Oh no, I think I lost an electron!
The other one asks: Are you sure man?
He says: Yes, I'm positive.
...and the first atom is looking pretty glum.
"What's wrong?" asks the second atom.
"I thnk I lost an electron."
"My God!" said the second atom. "Are you sure?"
"Yes," said the first. "I'm positive."
It doesn't matter
(go ahead and down vote :P)
Because they make up everything.
Because they make up an awful lot of stuff.
oh, they make up EVERYTHING!
It was full of nerds so they split.
Isn't it ionic?
HA HA HA
One says, "I've lost an electron."
The other says, "Are you sure?"
The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive."
The atoms family.
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...and one says to the other, "Oh no! I think I've lost an electron!"
The other says, "Are you sure?"
The first says, "Yes, I'm positive!"
"Hey Bob, why the long face?"
"I've just lost an electron."
"What, are you sure?"
"Yes..... I'm positive."
...when the first atom screams "Ahhhhh! I lost an electron".
The second atom asks "Are you sure?"
to which the first atom replied "Yes, I'm positive."
Barium
It was time to split.
"Oh, no," said the first atom. "We're going to be stuck like this forever!"
"It'll be okay. Try not to be so negative! Think positive for a second."
The first atom thought real hard, and the two flew apart.
They have their quarks
HeHe
HeHe
Two atoms are walking down the street together. The first atom turns and says, "Hey, you just stole an electron from me!"
"Are you sure?" asks the second atom.
To which the first atom replies, "Yeah, I'm positive!"
HeHeHe
A ferrous wheel.
Him: dad guess who is the smallest family in the world?
Me: I don't know, who?
Him: the atoms family.
Not bad for 7 years old.
They make up everything!
Credit to wherever my awesomely lame chemistry teacher finds her corny jokes :)
The first one turns to the other and says "I think I've lost an electron!"
The second one goes "Are you sure?"
To which the first one replies "I'm positive."
HeHeHe
one guacamole
HeHe
He says to the bartender, "Tonight all drinks are on me!"
The bartender says to him, "you must've had a good day today, what happened?"
"I finally found a way to make a stable molecule from a barium atom, two sodium atoms, and a sulfur atom!" the chemist proudly replies.
"Wow," says the bartender, "that's BaNaNaS!"
followed by Batman.
Man! This threesome is getting me wet!
One joke involved him asking her why no one trusted atoms. (Because they make up everything). My bf retaliates with his own joke... 'What do female bartenders like most about their male Patrons?.... Just the tip' 😎
One of them says:
Oh, no, I think I lost an electron.
The other replies, Are you sure?
The first says, Yes, I'm positive.
*This is an oldy all over the internet, but very cute.*
Fig neutrons
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!
One atom says to the other, "you're a weird dude. You know that?" The other atom responds "hey man, we all have some quarks."
Because they're no laughing matter.
One says to the other, "Are you all right?"
"No, I lost an electron."
"Are you sure?"
"Yeah, I'm positive."
... one turns to the other and says "I think I've lost an electron". The other replies "F*ck me, a talking atom!"
2 Na
Dozen matter.
2Na
covfefe
But instead they steal each others electrons.
How ionic.
Even though they are great at making things up, they always ending up Bohring me to death
You'd be doing me a real solid.
Scientist 1: So everything is made up of these tiny particles?
Scientist 2: I guess so.
Scientist 1: What should we call the things they make up?
Scientist 2: Why name it? It doesn't seem that important to me.
Scientist 1: Are you sure? Cause I think it all Matters.
2 Na
Higg no rants
But they don't come back after fusion.
One says I lost an electron. The other asks are you sure ?
Yeah I'm positive
Ammoooaaanium
Did you hear the one about the average of the sum of all organic compounds that contain an oxygen atom connected to two alkyl atoms?
No?
Mean ether.
Why? Because it's a smashing time
2Na
TuNa.
One of them shouts, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!"
The other inquires, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm positive!"
ATOM #1: are you ok?
ATOM #2: oh my god, no! I think I lost an electron!
ATOM #1: are you sure?
ATOM #2: yes, I'm positive!
Two atoms walking down the street happen to collide into one another. The first one exclaims, "Oh no! I think I've lost an electron!"
"Are you sure?" says the second atom.
"Yes, I'm positive!"
They learned to just let pi bonds be pi bonds.
they'll make up anything
Made me so wet.
If they have such an exceptional ground state
they make up everything.
Brine Atoms
Atoms are happy when they have their shells filled. Can you be my valence-tine? Helium. Helium. Helium.
tuNa
One said to the other,' I just lost an electron'
'Are you sure?' Was the reply
'Yes, I'm positive'
All of a sudden, one stops and says oh my goodness I've lost my electron! The other turns to him and says are you sure to which the first replies yeah! I'm positive!
They have mass.
Because they make up everything
What did the scientist say when he found two helium atoms?
"He-He!"
(It's ok I know where the door is, bye)
The other says, "Are you sure?" to which the other replies, "I'm positive."
"And after all, you're my Van der Waals"
They matter
One of the atom stumbles and falls
Atom: ouch, I think I just lost an electron.
Atom 2: are you sure?
Atom: I'm positive.
So to answer your question officer, no I did not punch that kid.
Entropy is simply a measure of how much the energy of atoms and molecules become more spread out in a process and can be defined in terms of statistical probabilities, whereas Atrophy, is what you get if you win something.
They hold an *electron*.
They make up everything
I'm positive! Replies the other atom.
Phil, I think I lost an electron back there.
So Phil says, Really Jason, are you sure?
And Jason replies, Yeah, I'm positive!
OMg
Me : You've got to br kidding.
Scientist : This is no laughing matter.
They jump on a plane to Switzerland and sneak in while no one is looking. As they start to speed up one of them realises that they have both lost their electrons. It mentions it to his friend who asks "Are you sure?"
It replys "I'm positive."
They make up everything!
2 Na
A nuclear fizzicist.
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