Atomic Jokes

• Short Atomic Jokes
• Atomic One Liners
• Atomic Bomb Jokes
• Dropping Atomic Jokes
• Atomic Mass Jokes
• Atomic Structure Jokes
• More Atomic Jokes

Funniest Atomic Short Jokes

Short atomic jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The atomic humour may include short atoms jokes also.

1. Two atoms were walking down the street. One of them said, "I lost an electron." The other one said, "Are you sure?" and the first one said, "I'm positive!"
2. Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar, followed by Batman. NaNaNaNaNaNaNaNa NaNaNaNaNaNaNaNa BATMAN!
3. 39 digits of pi accurately calculates the circumference of the universe to the width of a hydrogen atom Scientists still can't determine how much is needed for your mother though
4. An atom walks into a bar… Bartender: What are you doing here?
   Atom: I'm celebrating the loss of an electron.
   Bartender: I'm keeping my ion you.
   Atom: Don't worry, I'll keep things positive.
5. Two atoms bump into each other. 2 atoms bump into each other. One says, "I think I lost an electron" The other asks,"Are you sure?"
   To which the first replies, "I am positive"
6. Two atoms walk into a bar. The first one turns to the other and says "I think I've lost an electron!"
   The second one goes "Are you sure?"
   To which the first one replies "I'm positive."
7. A merchant told another "I'll trade you a barium atom and two sodiums for that weight measuring device." "BaNaNa for scale?"
8. How Does Uranium Atom Say Good Bye....? GOTTA SPLIT
9. What fish is made out of two sodium atoms? 2 Na
10. One atom says to another atom "Dude! I lost all my valence electrons!"
    "Are you sure?"
    "I'm positive!"

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Atomic One Liners

Which atomic one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with atomic? I can suggest the ones about ionic and chemistry.

1. 12 atoms of sodium walk into a bar. Followed by Batman.
2. An atom loses an electron... It says, "man, I really gotta keep an ion them."
3. Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar… followed by Batman.
4. what kind of fish is made up of 2 atoms only? 2Na
5. Why can't you trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
6. What kind of fish is made of only two sodium atoms? 2 Na
7. What fish is made of 2 sodium atoms? 2Na
8. Hey girl, is your atomic number 11? Because you're sodium fine.
9. Why isn't energy made of atoms? It doesn't matter
   (go ahead and down vote :P)
10. What do you call a ring of iron atoms? A ferrous wheel.
11. Three helium atoms walk into a bar HeHeHe
12. What's another name for the Periodic Table of element? The atoms family.
13. That one about the three helium atoms is pretty funny. HeHeHe
14. Don't ever believe anything an atom says. They make up everything.
15. Two Helium atoms were acting funny HeHe

Atomic Bomb Jokes

Here is a list of funny atomic bomb jokes and even better atomic bomb puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• If I had an atom bomb for every gender... I'd force Japan to surrender
• What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The August 1945 atomic bombings of hiroshima and Nagasaki.
• What did the Big Boy atomic bomb say to the Nuclear Bomb when they met? Nuke, I am your father.
• What did the Japanese man say as the Hiroshima sky was filled with the light of an atomic bomb, in a split second? Wow this blew up fast.
• What made Rice Krispies long before Kellogg's? The Atomic Bomb
• TIL the Enola Gay (dropped the first atom bomb) was named after the mother of the pilot Col. Paul Tibbets His mom gay
• Everyone thinks Kim Jong Un wants to build an atom bomb... ...when he just wants to build a new clear-bomb.
• What do you call it when an atomic bomb gets dropped on the hood? Niggasaki
• What was the original name of the atomic bomb dropped on Japan? The rice cooker 3000
• When President Roosevelt dropped the atomic bomb on Hiroshima, he did so only because it was more human then sending Chuck Norris.

Dropping Atomic Jokes

Here is a list of funny dropping atomic jokes and even better dropping atomic puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Two atoms go on a date...when suddenly, one of them drops an electron and gasps. The other atom asks...are you sure? I'm positive! Replies the other atom.
• There was once man named tom There was once a man named Tom
  Who dropped an atomic bomb
  On the country we call Japan
  He said next was Afghanistan
  As he came in his palm
• After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris.
  It was more "humane".
• What do atomic bombs and Half-Life have in common? Should'a dropped a third.

Atomic Mass Jokes

Here is a list of funny atomic mass jokes and even better atomic mass puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• An atom asks another atom, Do these protons make my mass look big?
• Atoms are catholic. They have mass.
• Where do the elements go to church? At the Atomic Mass!!
• Q: Why are atoms Catholic?
  A: Because they have mass.
• North Korea invented a weapon that can destroy atoms. It's a weapon of MASS destruction.
• Why is Helium more Catholic than Hydrogen? Because it has more atomic MASS
• Why don't atoms drive to work? They use mass transit
• Atoms Have Mass? I didn't know they were Catholic...
  Thank you. Please drive home safely.

Atomic Structure Jokes

Here is a list of funny atomic structure jokes and even better atomic structure puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I could talk about the atomic structure all day... But I'd rather not Bohr you about it.
• I fell asleep in my chem class on atomic structure. It was too bohring.
• Why did Niels help discover the atomic structure? He was Bohred

Loads of Fun with Charming Humor Atomic Jokes

What funny jokes about atomic you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean particle jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make atomic pranks.