The Best 36 Atomic Jokes

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Top 10 of the Funniest Atomic Jokes and Puns

Why do asians have such squinty eyes?

Because atomic bombs are pretty bright.

What does an Australian chemist call is bro?


Sorry, just studying my poly atomic ions and thought I was clever. I thought wrong

Where do the elements go to church?

At the Atomic Mass!!

Atomic joke, Where do the elements go to church?

Why does Sunscreen break atomic rule?

It's only SPF

What did William Shakespeare say regarding atomic orbitals?

"2p or not 2p, that is the question."

Why do the Japanese have squinty eyes?

Becuase atomic bombs are bright.

I could talk about the atomic structure all day...

But I'd rather not Bohr you about it.

Atomic joke, I could talk about the atomic structure all day...

Atomic entitiy

Teacher: Give an example for an atomic entity
Boy: Atom

What did the Japanese man say as the Hiroshima sky was filled with the light of an atomic bomb, in a split second?

Wow this blew up fast.

Dear Radio Yerevan... it possible that an atomic bomb could destroy our beautiful city of Yerevan?

"In principle yes, but Moscow is by far a more beautiful city."

What do you get when you eat a bunch of uranium?

Atomic ache

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What do you call a artistic atomic nucleus?


What do you do with a dead chemist?


For those of you that are having a hard time, Ba is the atomic symbol for Barium.

I fell asleep in my chem class on atomic structure.

It was too bohring.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

The August 1945 atomic bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

This kid that used to pick on me would drink Red Bull and give literally everyone in the entire school a nasty super atomic wedgie, even the teachers!

He was certainly a hyperbole

Atomic joke, This kid that used to pick on me would drink Red Bull and give literally everyone in the entire scho

What do you call a scientist who regularly cheats on her husband?

Atomic number 67

Why is Helium more Catholic than Hydrogen?

Because it has more atomic MASS

A professor makes a bet with a student

A professor makes a bet with a student. Every question the professor asks that the student can't answer the student will owe him $1, every question the student asks that the professor can't answer he owes the student $100.

Professor: What element has the atomic number 45?

The student having no idea hands the professor $1.

Student: What animal walks on 2 legs, sleeps on 4 legs, and runs on 3 legs?

The professor is stumped, so he gives the student $100.

Professor: Ok you win, but on earth was the answer to your question?

The student gives the professor $1 and goes home.

Hey girl, is your atomic number 11?

Because you're sodium fine.

What made Rice Krispies long before Kellogg's?

The Atomic Bomb

What do you call it when an atomic bomb gets dropped on the hood?


Why did Niels help discover the atomic structure?

He was Bohred

I Really Don't Like Atomic Science

Honestly, It's Such A Bohr.

There was once man named tom

There was once a man named Tom
Who dropped an atomic bomb
On the country we call Japan
He said next was Afghanistan
As he came in his palm

The Creation Of Sodium

Sodium, atomic number 11, was first isolated by Humphry Davy in 1807. A chemical component of salt, he named it Na in honour of the saltiest region on earth, North America.

I actually survived the atomic bombing of my house in Nagasaki ...

I was on a college exchange in New York.

I have 2 nitrogen atomic and 1 oxygen atomic

Wanna laugh? Breath them

What was the original name of the atomic bomb dropped on Japan?

The rice cooker 3000

Did you hear that a new element was just discovered?

It's atomic symbol is Ah, and it's called the element of surprise.

(Got this from a friend)

The elderly with phones

It makes me nervous just watching the elderly trying to use phones it's like watching someone disable an atomic bomb.

Who's your favourite Canadian music icon that also practices advanced culinary technique which enhances the flavour of poultry at the atomic level?

Brine Atoms

An American, a Frenchman and a Chinese walk into a bar.

An American, a Frenchman and a Chinese walk into a bar. The topic of WW2 comes up and the Frenchman says to the American, "Dropping two atomic bombs on Japan was a terrible mistake." The Chinese nods. "You should have dropped more than two."

Atomic Particles

I just lost an atomic particle. I'm positive.

The aircraft carrier captain saw a light whilst at sea

"Tell the signalman to warn that boat to turn to port to avoid a collision."

But the light flashes back "\*YOU\* turn to port to avoid a collision."

The captain, incensed, sends the message "This is a 200 kiloton aircraft carrier with 50 warplanes, atomic bombs and cruise missiles! \*YOU\* turn to the left to avoid a collision!"

The light flashes back "This is a lighthouse. Your call."

What's the price for mutiny in the sub atomic realm?

Walking the Planck.

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