Atomic Jokes

Funniest Atomic Short Jokes

Short atomic jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The atomic humour may include short atoms jokes also.

1. Two atoms were walking down the street. One of them said, "I lost an electron." The other one said, "Are you sure?" and the first one said, "I'm positive!"
2. 39 digits of pi accurately calculates the circumference of the universe to the width of a hydrogen atom Scientists still can't determine how much is needed for your mother though
3. An atom walks into a bar… Bartender: What are you doing here?
   Atom: I'm celebrating the loss of an electron.
   Bartender: I'm keeping my ion you.
   Atom: Don't worry, I'll keep things positive.
4. A merchant told another "I'll trade you a barium atom and two sodiums for that weight measuring device." "BaNaNa for scale?"
5. One atom says to another atom "Dude! I lost all my valence electrons!"
   "Are you sure?"
   "I'm positive!"
6. Size of matter in descending order. Molecule > Atom > Proton > Quark > x on a mobile ad
7. We learned about the orbitals of an atom today... It was pretty Bohring.
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   I'll let myself out.
8. Did you know that atoms never touch each other. And since we're made of atoms, we've never touched anything in our entire lives. So to answer your question officer, no I did not punch that kid.
9. Where does an atom go when it breaks down? A quantum mechanic.
   lel
10. What's the price for mutiny in the sub atomic realm? Walking the Planck.

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Atomic One Liners

Which atomic one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with atomic? I can suggest the ones about ionic and chemistry.

1. 12 atoms of sodium walk into a bar. Followed by Batman.
2. An atom loses an electron... It says, "man, I really gotta keep an ion them."
3. what kind of fish is made up of 2 atoms only? 2Na
4. Why can't you trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
5. Hey girl, is your atomic number 11? Because you're sodium fine.
6. Why isn't energy made of atoms? It doesn't matter
   (go ahead and down vote :P)
7. What do you call a ring of iron atoms? A ferrous wheel.
8. Three helium atoms walk into a bar HeHeHe
9. What's another name for the Periodic Table of element? The atoms family.
10. That one about the three helium atoms is pretty funny. HeHeHe
11. Don't ever believe anything an atom says. They make up everything.
12. Two Helium atoms were acting funny HeHe
13. How Does Uranium Atom Say Good Bye....? GOTTA SPLIT
14. Never trust an atom when the pressure is on, they split.
15. What did the scientist say when he found 2 helium atoms? HeHe

Atomic Bomb Jokes

Here is a list of funny atomic bomb jokes and even better atomic bomb puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The August 1945 atomic bombings of hiroshima and Nagasaki.
• What did the Big Boy atomic bomb say to the Nuclear Bomb when they met? Nuke, I am your father.
• What did the Japanese man say as the Hiroshima sky was filled with the light of an atomic bomb, in a split second? Wow this blew up fast.
• TIL the Enola Gay (dropped the first atom bomb) was named after the mother of the pilot Col. Paul Tibbets His mom gay
• Everyone thinks Kim Jong Un wants to build an atom bomb... ...when he just wants to build a new clear-bomb.
• What was the original name of the atomic bomb dropped on Japan? The rice cooker 3000
• There was once man named tom There was once a man named Tom
  Who dropped an atomic bomb
  On the country we call Japan
  He said next was Afghanistan
  As he came in his palm
• Dear Radio Yerevan... ...is it possible that an atomic bomb could destroy our beautiful city of Yerevan?
  "In principle yes, but Moscow is by far a more beautiful city."
• What do atomic bombs and Half-Life have in common? Should'a dropped a third.
• What did Japan say when it heard the US had an atomic bomb? Did you make that Fermi?

Atomic Mass Jokes

Here is a list of funny atomic mass jokes and even better atomic mass puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• An atom asks another atom, Do these protons make my mass look big?
• Atoms are catholic. They have mass.
• Where do the elements go to church? At the Atomic Mass!!
• Q: Why are atoms Catholic?
  A: Because they have mass.
• North Korea invented a weapon that can destroy atoms. It's a weapon of MASS destruction.
• Why is Helium more Catholic than Hydrogen? Because it has more atomic MASS
• Why don't atoms drive to work? They use mass transit
• Atoms Have Mass? I didn't know they were Catholic...
  Thank you. Please drive home safely.

Atomic Number Jokes

Here is a list of funny atomic number jokes and even better atomic number puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you call a scientist who regularly cheats on her husband? Atomic number 67
• The Creation Of Sodium Sodium, atomic number 11, was first isolated by Humphry Davy in 1807. A chemical component of salt, he named it Na in honour of the saltiest region on earth, North America.
• U+I= 145 Because the atomic number for U is 92, I is 53, and we've got chemistry.

Atomic Structure Jokes

Here is a list of funny atomic structure jokes and even better atomic structure puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I could talk about the atomic structure all day... But I'd rather not Bohr you about it.
• I fell asleep in my chem class on atomic structure. It was too bohring.
• Why did Niels help discover the atomic structure? He was Bohred

Loads of Fun with Charming Humor Atomic Jokes

What funny jokes about atomic you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean particle jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make atomic pranks.