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Funniest Atomic Bomb Short Jokes

Short atomic bomb jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The atomic bomb humour may include short atom bomb jokes also.

  1. What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The August 1945 atomic bombings of hiroshima and Nagasaki.
  2. What did the Big Boy Atomic Bomb say to the Nuclear Bomb when they met? Nuke, I am your father.
  3. What did the Japanese man say as the Hiroshima sky was filled with the light of an atomic bomb, in a split second? Wow this blew up fast.
  4. TIL the Enola Gay (dropped the first atom bomb) was named after the mother of the pilot Col. Paul Tibbets His mom gay
  5. Everyone thinks Kim Jong Un wants to build an atom bomb... ...when he just wants to build a new clear-bomb.
  6. When President Roosevelt dropped the atomic bomb on Hiroshima, he did so only because it was more human then sending Chuck Norris.
  7. The elderly with phones It makes me nervous just watching the elderly trying to use phones it's like watching someone disable an atomic bomb.
  8. There was once man named tom There was once a man named Tom
    Who dropped an atomic bomb
    On the country we call Japan
    He said next was Afghanistan
    As he came in his palm
  9. Dear Radio Yerevan... it possible that an atomic bomb could destroy our beautiful city of Yerevan?
    "In principle yes, but Moscow is by far a more beautiful city."
  10. After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris.
    It was more "humane".

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Atomic Bomb One Liners

Which atomic bomb one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with atomic bomb? I can suggest the ones about nuclear bomb and bombs.

  1. If I had an atom bomb for every gender... I'd force Japan to surrender
  2. What made Rice Krispies long before Kellogg's? The Atomic Bomb
  3. What do you call it when an atomic bomb gets dropped on the hood? Niggasaki
  4. What was the original name of the atomic bomb dropped on Japan? The rice cooker 3000
  5. What do atomic bombs and Half-Life have in common? Should'a dropped a third.
  6. Why are Japanese peoples eyes so squinted? Do you even know how bright an atomic bomb is?
  7. What's the only thing more dangerous than an atom bomb? A woman on her period.
  8. Why do Asians always look like they're squinting? Atomic bombs are very bright.
  9. What did Japan say when it heard the US had an atomic bomb? Did you make that Fermi?
  10. Why do asians have such s**... eyes? Because atomic bombs are pretty bright.
  11. Why do the Japanese have s**... eyes? Becuase atomic bombs are bright.
  12. Why do Japanese people have s**... eyes? Atomic bombs are realllllly bright.

Laughter Atomic Bomb Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity

What funny jokes about atomic bomb you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean nukes jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make atomic bomb pranks.

An American, a Frenchman and a Chinese walk into a bar.

An American, a Frenchman and a Chinese walk into a bar. The topic of WW2 comes up and the Frenchman says to the American, "Dropping two atomic bombs on Japan was a terrible mistake." The Chinese nods. "You should have dropped more than two."

The aircraft carrier captain saw a light whilst at sea

"Tell the signalman to warn that boat to turn to port to avoid a collision."
But the light flashes back "\*YOU\* turn to port to avoid a collision."
The captain, incensed, sends the message "This is a 200 kiloton aircraft carrier with 50 warplanes, atomic bombs and cruise missiles! \*YOU\* turn to the left to avoid a collision!"
The light flashes back "This is a lighthouse. Your call."

I actually survived the atomic b**... of my house in Nagasaki ...

I was on a college exchange in New York.

A Russian captain is trying to explain to his comrades the effects of atomic bombs:
"Now, imagine 20 no, 40, no... a 100 cases of v**... and noone to drink them!"