The Best 58 Atmosphere Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Atmosphere jokes. There are some atmosphere nasa jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

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Top 10 of the Funniest Atmosphere Jokes and Puns

Did you hear they built a nightclub on the moon?

It's a far out location, but it lacks atmosphere.

Have you guys heard about the new restaurant on the moon?

Early critics say the food is good, but there's no atmosphere.

During sex im like a high energy photon hitting the Earth's atmosphere...

I come fast and dont penetrate very far! ... ayyyyy!

Atmosphere joke, During sex im like a high energy photon hitting the Earth's atmosphere...

I heard that because the moon has no atmosphere...

the American flag we planted there has lost its color and is now completely white. We need go up there and change it. Because we don't want anyone thinking the French beat us to the moon.

what did the cloud say to the atmosphere?

what the hail was that?!

What do you get when an argument occurs on a camping trip?

A tents atmosphere

Why did the restaurant on the moon fail?

They barely had any atmosphere.

Atmosphere joke, Why did the restaurant on the moon fail?

Did you hear they recently opened a bar on the moon?

The cocktails are great, but it has no atmosphere.

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut...
God that was horrible....

My band were thinking about doing a concert in space...

...but then we realised there would probably be no atmosphere.

Did you hear about the new restaraunt on the moon?

It's got great food, just no atmosphere..

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Have you heard about the restaurant on Mars?

The food is great, but the atmosphere is lacking.

I hear the moon is a pretty boring place...

There's absolutely no atmosphere

NASA was planning on building a restaurant on the moon

They cancelled because they figured it wouldn't have any atmosphere.

Space may sound romantic...

But I'd never take a date there; there's no atmosphere.

They're building a restaurant on Mars now...

They say the food will be great, but they're worried about a lack of atmosphere.

Atmosphere joke, They're building a restaurant on Mars now...

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?

A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.

So two astronauts walk into a club on the moon...

One says to the other, "Let's bounce, this place has no atmosphere"

Went to the moon for dinner last night

Good food

No atmosphere

Why can't you have a party on the moon?

There's just no atmosphere

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere

Hey, did you hear about that new restaurant on the moon?

The place is great, but it has no atmosphere

The year 2050: "Hey honey, want to go to mars today?"

Nah, I don't like the atmosphere.

Why did the restaurant on the moon fail?

The food was decent but it had no atmosphere.

Whats wrong with the Bar on the Moon?

It doesn't have any atmosphere

The ghosts of Christmas past, present and future are all sitting in a bar together.

What a tense atmosphere.

The best restaurant in space has great food

but no atmosphere.

There's a new restaurant on the moon

The food is great but the place has no atmosphere.

Why a restaurant on the moon wouldn't work?

There would be no atmosphere.

Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon?

It has fantastic food but no atmosphere.

A Lion walks into a bar

The atmosphere is tense

I went to a restaurant on the summit of Mt. Everest.

I give it 3 stars. Food was good, not much atmosphere though.

There's a new restaurant on Mars

The food is really good but the atmosphere is awful.

What's the worst part about parties in space?

No atmosphere

A new restaurant opened in space!

Mixed reviews so far. The food is over the moon, but prices are sky high and there's no atmosphere at all.

Why is so difficult to have sex in outer space?

No atmosphere

Cloud Joke

Did you ever hear about the water in the atmosphere that tried to break the rules of condensation?

It wasn't a cloud.

A German man went to London

While there, he decided to take in the atmosphere of the Great British Pub, and got talking with one of the patrons.

So, where in Germany are you from? he asked, after a couple of beers.

Dresden, the German man replied.

Ah, Dresden! My father used to fly there three times a week.

On business?

No, in a Lancaster bomber.

Due to the non existent atmosphere on the moon, the american flag is by now completely white.

Great, now everyone thinks the French were the first...

Why are restaurants on the moon always so mediocre?

There's never any atmosphere.

Have you heard that soon there's gonna be a restaurant on the moon??

Well, they say there's gonna be quality food.. Can't say much about the atmosphere though..

100000 pascals met up and founded a Bar...

Then they invited 1325 other pascals to create great atmosphere.

One night...

100000 pascals met up and established a bar. Then they've invited 1325 more pascals for a good atmosphere.

Why did no-one visit the restaurant on the Moon?

It had a bad atmosphere

I joined a cult once, and the atmosphere was very toxic.

They kept telling me to kill myself.

Have you heard of the restaurant in space?

Good food, no atmosphere

I was once asked in a job interview if I could perform under pressure.

I said, "I do my best work at one atmosphere."

So I decided to build a Restaurant on the moon

The food is great and all but there's no atmosphere.

A man goes into a Chinese restaurant and sees people dressed like vikings

"Excuse me, ladies and gentleman. I am a well traveled man and the atmosphere of my excursions must be perfect. I must kindly ask you to leave."

A big, muscular man dressed in Viking armor walked up to the man and said


A Couple Goes to a Chinese Restaurant...

They're feeling hungry but don't want to gorge themselves on appetizers, so when the waiter takes their initial order they ask for water and some light dumplings.

After some time, they notice that the room seems a bit darker. The waiter comes back for refills and asks How is everything?

The man replies Well, the atmosphere is nice but why isn't our appetizer here yet?

The waiter responds What appetizer? You only said you wanted the light dim sum!

A man walks into a 5-star restaurant...

A man walks into a fancy 5-star restaurant.

The host says to him: " Good evening sir. Do you have a reservation?"

The man replies : "Yes, actually."

The host asks: "Name?"

And the man replies: " Nah, the name is ok. It's just the atmosphere."

Girlfriend: At least with the quarantine, the air pollution levels are down

Me: Well I kinda like the air pollution, it adds to the atmosphere.

Have you ever heard of the restaurant on the moon?

The food is out of this world, but it has no atmosphere.

Did you see the reviews for the restaurant on the moon?

Great view, but no atmosphere.

[Prop comedy] When you're at a formal event,

roll up both ends of your tie and ask, "Which end do you think's gonna unfurl the fastest?"

After they make their guess (or sarcastic remark)--pause for effect--create the atmosphere-- and let them drop!

They'll look at the tie first, then slowly pan up to your goofy grin..

and that's when you raise your arms and exclaim, "It's a ***TIE***!!"

On the last mission to the moon, NASA set up a restaurant. It didn't last very long.

The food was good, but there was no atmosphere.

How did Marjorie Taylor Greene find out about the secret Jewish Space Laser?

It Torah hole in the atmosphere!

Why was the vegan comet upset?

As he entered the atmosphere he became a little meteor.

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