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Funniest Atmosphere Short Jokes

Short atmosphere jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The atmosphere humour may include short air pressure jokes also.

  1. So I decided to build a Restaurant on the moon The food is great and all but there's no atmosphere.
  2. Have you guys heard about the new restaurant on the moon? Early critics say the food is good, but there's no atmosphere.
  3. did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? The food was good, but it had no atmosphere
  4. So two astronauts walk into a club on the moon... One says to the other, "Let's bounce, this place has no atmosphere"
  5. I went to a restaurant on the summit of Mt. Everest. I give it 3 stars. Food was good, not much atmosphere though.
  6. Due to the non existent atmosphere on the moon, the american flag is by now completely white. Great, now everyone thinks the French were the first...
  7. Did you hear they recently opened a bar on the moon? The cocktails are great, but it has no atmosphere.
  8. Did you hear about the new restaraunt on the moon? It's got great food, just no atmosphere..
  9. How did Marjorie Taylor Greene find out about the secret Jewish Space Laser? It Torah hole in the atmosphere!
  10. On the last mission to the moon, NASA set up a restaurant. It didn't last very long. The food was good, but there was no atmosphere.

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Atmosphere One Liners

Which atmosphere one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with atmosphere? I can suggest the ones about astronomy and plasma.

  1. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere
  2. Why did the cloud do drugs and join a gang? Atmospheric Pressure.
  3. Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon? It has fantastic food but no atmosphere.
  4. Why did the restaurant on the moon fail? The food was decent but it had no atmosphere.
  5. Have you heard of the restaurant in space? Good food, no atmosphere
  6. There's a new restaurant on the moon The food is great but the place has no atmosphere.
  7. Whats wrong with the Bar on the Moon? It doesn't have any atmosphere
  8. Did you see the reviews for the restaurant on the moon? Great view, but no atmosphere.
  9. what did the cloud say to the atmosphere? what the hail was that?!
  10. They opened up a restaurant on the moon. The food is delicious but there's no atmosphere
  11. What do you get when an argument occurs on a camping trip? A tents atmosphere
  12. Why are restaurants on the moon always so mediocre? There's never any atmosphere.
  13. The best restaurant in space has great food but no atmosphere.
  14. Why did no-one visit the restaurant on the Moon? It had a bad atmosphere
  15. Have you heard of the restaurant on the moon The food is good but there's no atmosphere

Atmosphere joke, Have you heard of the restaurant on the moon

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about atmosphere can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of atmosphere puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Playful Atmosphere Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group

What funny jokes about atmosphere you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean universe jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make atmosphere prank.

Did you hear they built a nightclub on the moon?

It's a far out location, but it lacks atmosphere.

The difference between weather and climate.

Weather is the atmospheric conditions in a location at a given time, example, rain in Seattle.
Climate is weather over a period of time in a location, example, rain in Seattle.

During s**... im like a high energy photon hitting the Earth's atmosphere...

I come fast and dont p**... very far! ... ayyyyy!

I heard that because the moon has no atmosphere...

the American flag we planted there has lost its color and is now completely white. We need go up there and change it. Because we don't want anyone thinking the French beat us to the moon.

Why did the restaurant on the moon fail?

They barely had any atmosphere.

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut...
God that was horrible....

My band were thinking about doing a concert in space...

...but then we realised there would probably be no atmosphere.

Have you heard about the restaurant on Mars?

The food is great, but the atmosphere is lacking.

What's your favorite thing about earth?

It's just got such a great atmosphere.

I hear the moon is a pretty boring place...

There's absolutely no atmosphere

A man walks into a bar

But it's atmospheric pressure so he's fine.

NASA was planning on building a restaurant on the moon

They cancelled because they figured it wouldn't have any atmosphere.

Space may sound romantic...

But I'd never take a date there; there's no atmosphere.

They're building a restaurant on Mars now...

They say the food will be great, but they're worried about a lack of atmosphere.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?

A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.

Went to the moon for dinner last night

Good food
No atmosphere

Why can't you have a party on the moon?

There's just no atmosphere

Why are there no nightclubs on Venus?

They shut down because they had a toxic atmosphere

Hey, did you hear about that new restaurant on the moon?

The place is great, but it has no atmosphere

The year 2050: "Hey honey, want to go to mars today?"

Nah, I don't like the atmosphere.

The ghosts of Christmas past, present and future are all sitting in a bar together.

What a tense atmosphere.

Why a restaurant on the moon wouldn't work?

There would be no atmosphere.

What happens when you put flies in low atmospheric pressure chamber?

They become walks.

A Lion walks into a bar

The atmosphere is tense

There's a new restaurant on Mars

The food is really good but the atmosphere is awful.

What's the worst part about parties in space?

No atmosphere

A new restaurant opened in space!

Mixed reviews so far. The food is over the moon, but prices are sky high and there's no atmosphere at all.

Why is so difficult to have s**... in outer space?

No atmosphere

Cloud Joke

Did you ever hear about the water in the atmosphere that tried to break the rules of condensation?
It wasn't a cloud.

Was going to go to the new restaurant in space.

Heard their food is great, but there is no atmosphere.

A German man went to London

While there, he decided to take in the atmosphere of the Great British Pub, and got talking with one of the patrons.
So, where in Germany are you from? he asked, after a couple of beers.
Dresden, the German man replied.
Ah, Dresden! My father used to fly there three times a week.
On business?
No, in a Lancaster bomber.

Have you heard that soon there's gonna be a restaurant on the moon??

Well, they say there's gonna be quality food.. Can't say much about the atmosphere though..

100000 pascals met up and founded a Bar...

Then they invited 1325 other pascals to create great atmosphere.

One night...

100000 pascals met up and established a bar. Then they've invited 1325 more pascals for a good atmosphere.

I joined a cult once, and the atmosphere was very toxic.

They kept telling me to kill myself.

I was once asked in a job interview if I could perform under pressure.

I said, "I do my best work at one atmosphere."

A Couple Goes to a Chinese Restaurant...

They're feeling hungry but don't want to gorge themselves on appetizers, so when the waiter takes their initial order they ask for water and some light dumplings.
After some time, they notice that the room seems a bit darker. The waiter comes back for refills and asks How is everything?
The man replies Well, the atmosphere is nice but why isn't our appetizer here yet?
The waiter responds What appetizer? You only said you wanted the light dim sum!

A man walks into a 5-star restaurant...

A man walks into a fancy 5-star restaurant.
The host says to him: " Good evening sir. Do you have a reservation?"
The man replies : "Yes, actually."
The host asks: "Name?"
And the man replies: " Nah, the name is ok. It's just the atmosphere."

Girlfriend: At least with the quarantine, the air pollution levels are down

Me: Well I kinda like the air pollution, it adds to the atmosphere.

Have you ever heard of the restaurant on the moon?

The food is out of this world, but it has no atmosphere.

[Prop comedy] When you're at a formal event,

roll up both ends of your tie and ask, "Which end do you think's gonna unfurl the fastest?"
After they make their guess (or sarcastic remark)--pause for effect--create the atmosphere-- and let them drop!
They'll look at the tie first, then slowly pan up to your goofy grin..
and that's when you raise your arms and exclaim, "It's a ***TIE***!!"

Why was the vegan comet upset?

As he entered the atmosphere he became a little meteor.

A cosmonaut c**... lands

A Russian cosmonaut has an emergency during his reentry into earth's atmosphere and his space craft c**... lands in the Australian bush, way out in the middle of nowhere. After what seems like an eternity, he wakes up in a bush hospital clinic, very rustic, dirty, with foul smells and he is really bandaged from head to foot and sees a very large, somewhat gruff looking nurse approaching him as he lay in his cot.
"Did I come here to die?" he says with a deep sense of resignation and fear.
"No," the Aussie nurse replies, "You came here yerster dye."

Did you hear about the first restaurant to open on the moon?

It had great food, but no atmosphere.

I know a real nerd, and even though he's given up his interest in farm machinery, he still s**... the atmosphere out of the room.

He's an ex-tractor fan.

I was reading some reviews for the new restaurant on the moon..

Apparently the food is amazing but there's just no atmosphere.

Did ya hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

I heard it got some great food! You can say it's out of this world! When i checked it out I have to say it has no atmosphere.

Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon?

It's got good food, but there's no atmosphere.

Hey hun, have you heard about this new restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere…

What do you think about the new diner on the moon?

Food was good but there really wasn't enough atmosphere

I tried to start a comedy club in outer space once.

But sadly there was no atmosphere on opening night.

Where did the computer mouse go to get a drink?

The spacebar
And you know I've been to a couple spacebars before, they're all exactly the same. Great food, no atmosphere.

Why is it always a surprise when a meteor enters Earth's atmosphere?

Because they appear out of thin air.

Atmosphere joke, Why is it always a surprise when a meteor enters Earth's atmosphere?

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