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Atlas Jokes

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A girl just finished telling her problem to a dictionary, thesaurus and an atlas...

The dictionary replied, "I know what you mean"
The thesaurus said, "I feel the same way"
And the atlas said, "I can see where you're coming from"

What did the treasure hunter say when he finally found the map of the Golden City?

Atlas!

Why did Atlas win worker of the year?

Because he never drops the ball.

My friend stole my Atlas and won't give it back.

Seriously it's the world to me.

I was going to meet Atlas but I had to wait a long time...

After finally being invited to see him, I asked, "what's the holdup?"

Yo mama so fat...

She models for the atlas

What did Ayn Rand write after finally getting slipped a mickey by bloodthristy commies?

Atlas Drugged
I'll show myself out

Why did the geographer keep their book in a safe

So it could be safe atlas

"I just don't think a complete free market would promote equality",

Atlas Shrugged

Atlas joke, "I just don't think a complete free market would promote equality",


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Atlas joke, "I just don't think a complete free market would promote equality",