The Best 29 Atlantic Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Atlantic jokes. There are some atlantic lifeboat jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these atlantic ferry puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Atlantic Jokes and Puns

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Indian Ocean?

You need to be more Pacific.

*cymbal clash*

A ship is sinking in the middle of Atlantic...

A ship is going down in the middle of Atlantic. There's no hope, the captain is desperate, and suddenly someone tells him that among the passengers, there's a rabbi who can perform miracles.

The rabbi is immediately brought to the captain, and he implores him:

-- Rabbi, what can be done?!

-- Do you still have the internet connection?

-- Yes!

-- Sell the ship!

A woman in Atlantic city was losing at the roulette wheel...

When she was down to her last ten dollars, she asked the fellow next to her for a good number. "Why don't you play your age?" he suggested. The woman agreed, and then put her money on the table. The next thing the fellow with the advice knew, the woman had fainted and fallen to the floor. He rushed right over. "Did she win?" he asked. "No," replied the attendant. "She put ten dollars on 29 and 41 came in."

Atlantic joke, A woman in Atlantic city was losing at the roulette wheel...

heard on The View this morning (courtesy of Fozzie Bear)

What do you get when you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic?......Half-way.

What did the Atlantic say to the Pacific?

Nothing. It just waved.


A boat in the Atlantic ocean was starting to sink...

... The captain gathered everyone and said "OK everyone, it looks like we are going down, does anyone know how to pray?" One of the ships crew members sitting in the back raises his hand and Hays "yes captain I know how to pray." The captain responds "OK well you start praying and everyone else put a life jacket on, we're short one jacket."

Another joke from my 95 year old grandpa.

What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?

Columbus

Atlantic joke, What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?

If the rumors about Apple manufacturing a driverless car...

Then I can't wait to drive into the middle of the Atlantic ocean!

"It's not about the size of the boat it's the motion of the ocean"...

But it's hard to get cross the Atlantic with a rowboat

What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with The Titanic?

About half way..

Linkin Park fought among themselves in choosing which ocean to take a cruise on.

The Pacific ocean was favored by Chester. The Atlantic was desired by Mike. The Arctic was appealing to Rob and Brad because it is an ocean they've never been to before. The Antarctic was chosen by Dave and Joe because they've heard tales of great sea creatures to see in that area. With great argument, they decided against them all.
Indian, it didn't even matter.

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How many South Americans does it take to cross the Atlantic

A Brazilian

What is this "hurricane harvey"

Here in the north we call it the war of Atlantic aggression

So hurricane Jose is growing in the Atlantic..

It's going to set records as the first hurricane to put a new roof on your house...

What did the Pacific ocean say to the Atlantic ocean?

Wanna meet up for some Indian?

I live near an oceanβ€”not the Atlantic.

Can you be more Pacific?

Atlantic joke,  I live near an oceanβ€”not the Atlantic.

Your mother is like the Atlantic Seaboard.

Huge, rough around the edges, and everyone has 24/7 access to her.

45000 feet above the Atlantic, the aircraft engine fails

And the captain declares an emergency. Everyone aboard the plane was scared shitless. A passenger sitting next to the pastor loses it and screams, 'Don't just sit there, do something religious!'.

The pastor promptly took up a collection.....

The Titanic: the unsinkable ship

Many said it would go down in history but I say it went down in the Atlantic


Where's the Lantic Ocean?

Atlantic

What do you call the Atlantic Ocean when it's sad?

The Emotion.

Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton go sailing on Atlantic Ocean. The ship sinks. Who dies? Who survives?

Both die. USA citizens survive.

What do you get when you travel to the Atlantic Ocean on a ship?

About half-way.

What do the Florida Panthers and the RMS Titanic have in common?

They're both stuck at the bottom of the Atlantic.

What do you get when you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic?

You get a little over halfway.

My mate is pilot..

My mate is a pilot for Virgin Atlantic but, because of the lockdown, he's off work so l asked him if he fancied doing a bit of decorating for me while he's at a loose end and he jumped at the chance.
l must say, he made a lovely job of the landing.

What do you get if you cross the Atlantic Ocean in the Titanic?

About half way.

What do you get when you cross the Titanic with the Atlantic?

Halfway.

This is Captain Leonardo Ricardo speaking,

On behalf of my crew and I, I'd like to welcome you on board flight 633 from New York to Abu Dhabi. We are on the air above 38,000 feet across Atlantic Ocean.

If you you look outside the window, you will see that the wing has fallen off and the engine is on fire. If you look down the window, you will see a little yellow boat on the ocean. Inside the boat are 3 people waving at you, that's me, the Co-pilot and your Air hostess.

This is a recorded message. Have a good flight!

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