The Best 36 Atlanta Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Atlanta jokes. There are some atlanta nashville jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these atlanta hawks puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Atlanta Jokes and Puns

The score at the end of the 3rd quarter last night was 56-0.

Atlanta felt so bad about what they were doing to the Bucs that they walked off the field at the start of the 4th.

4 plays later Tampa Bay finally scored.

For you Atlanta Ga folks

Welcome to Decatur, where the men are men and so are the women.
Welcome to Midtown, where the women are women and so are the men.

So I hear there is a rule about not ending sentences with a preposition.

A snobbish English teacher was sitting in an Atlanta airport coffee shop waiting for her flight back to Connecticut, when a friendly Southern belle sat down next to her.

'Where y'all goin' to?' asked the Southern belle.

Turning her nose in the air, the snob replied 'I don't answer people who end their sentences with prepositions'.

The Southern belle thought a moment, and tried again. 'Where y'all goin' to, bitch?'

Atlanta joke, So I hear there is a rule about not ending sentences with a preposition.

A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder

The barman says "hey, where'd you get that?" The parrot says "Atlanta, they got 'em all over the place."

Lesbians build huge mansion in atlanta...

It was all tounge and groove, not a single stud in the house.

(Construction workers joke, you might not get it)

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Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity?

Because all of their broads are in Atlanta

The last time a group of New Englanders destroyed Atlanta this badly

Sherman marched to the sea

Golden State Warriors "No one can choke harder than we did."

Atlanta Falcons "Hold my beer."

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Falcons return to Atlanta tomorrow

Guess the walking dead will be back sooner than we thought

Overtime is a curse word in retail.*

*And the Atlanta Falcons.

The Atlanta quarterback should become a baseball pitcher...

He's great at throwing.

I went to the Atlanta Falcons locker room to get some change for a dollar...

But they only gave me 3 quarters.

Did you hear Atlanta is getting a new mascot?

Hillary Clinton

Atlanta joke, Did you hear Atlanta is getting a new mascot?

Whom did the Boston Strangler choke last?

The Atlanta Falcons.

You know, I don't find the recent super bowl win all that historic...

After all, this isn't the first time Atlanta was burned by the north.

Adele requested and got a reset/restart on her song at the Grammy because she messed up

The Atlanta Falcons would also like to replay the 4th Quarter of the Superbowl

What's the difference between a dollar bill and the Atlanta Falcons?

A dollar bill is good for 4 quarters.

Heard about the I-85 highway collapse in Atlanta

It's the biggest collapse they've had since the Super Bowl :(

Hey United, my ex is flying flight 2145 from Atlanta to San Antonio, seat 12-D...

Do your thing!!!

In the US people drive on the right side of the road,

but here in Atlanta we drive on what's left.

"Atlanta" star says season2 shooting begins this year -News

Chicago PD and local gangs in unison yelled back, you are half a year late wannabes.

Agent: "Welcome to Delta, can I help you?"

Passenger: "Hi, I'm going to Boston. I'd like this bag sent to Miami, and this one to Atlanta."

Agent: "I'm sorry, but we can't do that sir."

Passenger: "Really? Because you did it last week..."

Credit to /u/SilverbackBob

On retaliation of removing Confederate monuments, some authorities around the country are beginning to remove African American monuments

Just this morning, Atlanta removed the Georgia Dome!

It snowed 2" in Atlanta today...

Go to Google Maps. Go to Atlanta. Click on the Traffic overlay.

What is the worst day to be a fan of the Atlanta Falcons?

March 28th

What's the difference between The Atlanta Falcons and a dollar?

You can get four quarters from a dollar.

my friend bought tickets for the super bowl Llll on February 3rd 2019 in Atlanta not realizing that it is also the day of his marriage. so if someone is interested

The church is in Rochester, the womens name is Clarissa

The Cleveland Indians and the Atlanta Braves were both eliminated from the playoffs on Columbus Day.

And the Redskins might lose too.

What do the Atlanta hawks and a bad powerlifter have in common?

They both have a weak bench.

Job Opportunity for Flat Earthers

Because of the recent Arctic cold snap. Delta Airlines has been hiring de-icers in their Atlanta hub for the expected crowds at SuperBowl. Most of the jobs have been going to Flat Earthers, because by definition, they don't believe in *Global* Warming but are fine with Plane Warming.

Why Did the Super Bowl Suck?

Of course the Super Bowl is going to be dull; what do you expect when you bring Pepsi to a big party in Atlanta?

I have a friend in Atlanta who was arrested for sodomy.

His lawyer was so good he got it knocked down to following too closely .

How will you know if you die of the Delta variant of COVID?

On your way to heaven or wherever, you'll make a stop in Atlanta.


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