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There's been a rumor going around recently that Rowan Atkinson can't please his wife
Apparently he missed her bean
what do you call a high Rowan Atkinson?
Baked bean.
What type of drug can you take if you have an allergic reaction to Rowan Atkinson?
Anti-MisterBeans
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Today I m**... while watching a Rowan Atkinson film.
I love a good bean flick
What do you call Rowan Atkinson watching Monty Python?
A jellybean.
Rowan Atkinson visits Mexico , goes to a restaurant and orders a burrito.
The burrito was huge and Rowan couldn't finish it , he picks up his plate goes to the chef and says
"That was the best burrito ever"
The chef replies
"Thank you senor but you missed a bean"
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A Navy Rhyme
A Navy man, a war hero, attends a lunch at a Ladies' Patriotic Society. Cucumber sandwiches on crustless bread – he endures it manfully. Then the ladies, who have been at the sherry, ask to hear a Navy rhyme. Ladies, he says, I will accede to your request. But in place of each atrocious word, I will insert a nonsense syllable. Yes, yes! they clamor. So he recites –
*Da da da da da da da da*
*Da da da da da da da da*
*Da da da da da*
*Da da da da da*
*Da da da da da da da c**...*
*^(This was found while researching William Walker Atkinson (a.k.a. Yogi Ramacharaka) and stumbling upon William Illsey Atkinson's website.)*
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
A Navy Rhyme
A Navy man, a war hero, attends a lunch at a Ladies' Patriotic Society. Cucumber sandwiches on crustless bread – he endures it manfully. Then the ladies, who have been at the sherry, ask to hear a Navy rhyme. Ladies, he says, I will accede to your request. But in place of each atrocious word, I will insert a nonsense syllable. Yes, yes! they clamor. So he recites –
*Da da da da da da da da*
*Da da da da da da da da*
*Da da da da da*
*Da da da da da*
*Da da da da da da da c**...*
*^(This was found while researching William Walker Atkinson (a.k.a. Yogi Ramacharaka) and stumbling upon William Illsey Atkinson's website.)*
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