Athletics Jokes

Following is our collection of gymnastics humor and burkini one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Athletics puns for adults, dirty league jokes or clean jerseys gags for kids.

There is an abundance of lochte jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 3 funniest jokes on athletics. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any athlete witze you can hear about athletics.

The Best jokes about Athletics

Apparently, someone has been shot with a starter pistol at the athletics track.

Police think it was race related.

Best read out loud

I was walking past my local athletics track when I saw a man carrying a very long, thin bag. I asked him "are you a pole vaulter?"

He said "Nein, I am German, but how did you know my name was Walter?"

I was dropped from the athletics team after I kept on getting tired before the finish line.

My coach said that I was not performing up to the mark.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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