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He never even finished a single race.
Three men - Bob, Joe, and David - are bragging about their families. Bob and Joe are Catholic, and David is Mormon.
Joe says "I've got four athletic daughters. One more and I'll have a championship basketball team."
Bob responds "I've got eight athletic sons. One more and I'll have an all-Anerican baseball team."
David answers "I've got five beautiful wives. One more and I'll have a golf course."
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When I met her friend I complimented her on how athletic her left eye was
I was in the park the other day and saw a guy practising his athletic trials, with a long metal stick for the Olympics. I asked if he was a pole vaulter, and he replied "Nein, I'm German. How did you know my name was Walter?"
The policeman asked for a description. She said, "He's 35 years old, 6 foot 4, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children."
The next-door neighbor protested, "Your husband is 5 foot 4, chubby, bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children."
The wife replied, "Yes, but who wants HIM back?"
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but why do all my friends keep calling her a cheetah? She ain't that fast.
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I swear half the guys there are Jacques
That's the last time I let him watch me box.
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Total fitness nut.
It's over-protection in a nut shell.
Be an athletic supporter!
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Make broad jump.
As long as I don't take off my clothes, I look more athletic than 95% of the world.
I'm fat thick but you won't know that until it's too late ladies.
One's a bit full, the other is a fit bull.
I swear half the men a Jacques
He's athletic, smart, funny it just seems like he can do anything. The only thing he needs to work on is his pulling out skill.
It runs in the family. HAHAHAHA... ha...
What's an arthroplasty surgeon's favourite football team? Ipswich Town
What's a jockey's favourite football team? Derby
What's a detective's favourite football team? Leads United
What's a fossil's favourite football team? S'underland
What's a stale meat's favourite football team? Oldham
What's a fit, balding person's favourite football team? Wigan Athletic
What's a pirate's favourite football team? Loot-on (Luton) Town
"No whey."
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