The Best 23 Athletic Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Athletic jokes. There are some athletic sporty jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these athletic ioc puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Athletic Jokes and Puns

Hitler wasn't a very athletic man.

He never even finished a single race.

Three guys are talking about their families (likely a re-post)

Three men - Bob, Joe, and David - are bragging about their families. Bob and Joe are Catholic, and David is Mormon.

Joe says "I've got four athletic daughters. One more and I'll have a championship basketball team."

Bob responds "I've got eight athletic sons. One more and I'll have an all-Anerican baseball team."

David answers "I've got five beautiful wives. One more and I'll have a golf course."

What does NASCAR stand for?


Athletic joke, What does NASCAR stand for?

My gf told me I should not say anything about her friend's right lazy eye

When I met her friend I complimented her on how athletic her left eye was


I was in the park the other day and saw a guy practising his athletic trials, with a long metal stick for the Olympics. I asked if he was a pole vaulter, and he replied "Nein, I'm German. How did you know my name was Walter?"

A wife went to the police station with her next door neighbor to report that her husband was missing.

The policeman asked for a description. She said, "He's 35 years old, 6 foot 4, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children."

The next-door neighbor protested, "Your husband is 5 foot 4, chubby, bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children."

The wife replied, "Yes, but who wants HIM back?"

What is Cardi B's athletic sister's name?

Cardi O

Athletic joke, What is Cardi B's athletic sister's name?

Man. I know my wife is athletic and seems pretty quick on her feet...

but why do all my friends keep calling her a cheetah? She ain't that fast.

What do athletic ninjas wear?


You would think that France would be the most athletic country on Earth...

I swear half the guys there are Jacques

"But Dad, I came in second!" I cried, as he continued to belittle my athletic skills.

That's the last time I let him watch me box.

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Did you hear about the athletic almond?

Total fitness nut.

I always wear an athletic cup.

It's over-protection in a nut shell.

Please Give Generously to your High School Gym Program!

Be an athletic supporter!

Cardi B's more athletic, fitter cousin.

Cardi O.

Confucius say, Athletic finger...

Make broad jump.

Athletic joke, Confucius say, Athletic finger...

Favourite football/soccer teams

What's an arthroplasty surgeon's favourite football team? Ipswich Town

What's a jockey's favourite football team? Derby

What's a detective's favourite football team? Leads United

What's a fossil's favourite football team? S'underland

What's a stale meat's favourite football team? Oldham

What's a fit, balding person's favourite football team? Wigan Athletic

What's a pirate's favourite football team? Loot-on (Luton) Town

I am 6ft 2in of American Dad chubby!

As long as I don't take off my clothes, I look more athletic than 95% of the world.

I'm fat thick but you won't know that until it's too late ladies.

What's the difference between an athletic male cow and a bloated woman?

One's a bit full, the other is a fit bull.

You would think the French would be the most athletic country in the world...

I swear half the men a Jacques

Your dad's an amazing guy

He's athletic, smart, funny it just seems like he can do anything. The only thing he needs to work on is his pulling out skill.

My grandfather suffered from athletic cancer

It runs in the family. HAHAHAHA... ha...

What did the athletic trainer say to the body builder who was allergic to protein powder?

"No whey."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the athletic sportsman jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working athletic football piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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