Athletic Jokes

Funniest Athletic Short Jokes

Short athletic jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The athletic humour may include short good athlete jokes also.

1. Kanye said he is an intellectual who doesn't read books. Which I get because I am an athlete that rarely moves.
2. Got the best compliment from my doctor today He said I had athlete's foot. I've only been training for 3 days so didn't think anyone would notice
3. Why do the athletes sweat a lot more at these Olympics than at the last ones? There are no fans. (I'll let myself out)
4. Olympics, the new tower of Babel The German Olympian
   I met an athlete near the Olympic Park
   I asked him "Are you a Pole Vaulter"?
   He said "No, I'm German...
   and how do you know my name?"
   
5. My gf told me I should not say anything about her friend's right lazy eye When I met her friend I complimented her on how athletic her left eye was
6. America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole day.
7. I'm trying to decide if I should become an athlete or a criminal So I made a list of pros and cons.
8. My date accused me of lying on my Tinder profile, but what I wrote was absolutely true. I DO have the body of an Olympic athlete. It's buried in the backyard.
9. The average paid athlete weighs more than the average felon As you can see, the pros outweigh the cons.
10. I am undecided on whether should I be an athlete or a criminal so I made a list of pros and cons.

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Athletic One Liners

Which athletic one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with athletic? I can suggest the ones about athlete and artistic.

1. Which athlete was the first to take a knee? Tonya Harding.
2. Never date a girl that plays tennis They may be athletic, but love means nothing to them.
3. If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get? Missile toe.
4. Say what you want about Russian Athletes But their training regimen is pretty dope
5. If athletes get athlete's foot, what do candy makers get? Tic tac toe
6. How many armed men does it take to extort an Olympic athlete? A Brazilian.
7. Why couldn't the athlete listen to music? Because she'd broken the record
8. Who are the least romantic athletes? Tennis players.
   Love means nothing to them.
9. What do French athletes wear? Jaques straps
10. What do you call an athlete doing drugs ? A Speed runner
11. If I had to box a professional athlete. I would choose a soccer player.
12. What do you call a white guy on steroids? An athlete
13. What is round and helps against athlete's foot? A landmine.
14. Professional female athletes are tasty because they're chick contenders
15. What is Cardi B's athletic sister's name? Cardi O

Athletic Competition Jokes

Here is a list of funny athletic competition jokes and even better athletic competition puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• You have the body of a professional athlete If competitive eating can be considered a sport

Athletic Training Jokes

Here is a list of funny athletic training jokes and even better athletic training puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why doesn't Cuba have a soccer team? All their athletes are training for distance swimming.
• Why doesn't Kevin Spacey win first place in marathons? He isn't an athlete and doesn't train for marathons

Athletic Supporter Jokes

Here is a list of funny athletic supporter jokes and even better athletic supporter puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Please Give Generously to your High School Gym Program! Be an athletic supporter!
• Why is an athletic supporter like a bag of chips? You open it and it's half empty.

Cheerful Athletic Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!

What funny jokes about athletic you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sports jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make athletic pranks.