Athiest Jokes

Following is our collection of christian humor and sportsman one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Athiest puns for adults, dirty athens jokes or clean fundamentalist gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about Athiest

Why can't Athiests solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Everyone says athiests tell terrible jokes

But I won't believe that until I have proof.

People tell me I speak like an athiest...

But I don't believe any of that nonsense.

Why did the athiest refuse to cross the road?

He didn't believe in the other side.

Christian to an athiest : if god doesn't exist who created the universe

Atheist : well i don't know for sure but it might be just there from the starting

Christian : Don't be stupid god created the universe

Atheist : so who created god

Christian : no one did he was there from the starting

A crossdresser, a vegan and an athiest walk into a bar

I only know because it's reposted every week

Assume your office is a Temple.

Assume your office is a Temple and your boss is GOD, and you are an athiest for a happy life.

How many athiests do you need to change a lughtbulb?

None. It will be changed by itself.

A religious man asks an athiest, Do we have free will?

Atheist: We do, but only because we have no choice!

A Christian, an Athiest, and a Vegan walk into a bar...

How do you know? Because they all told you

Loch Ness

An atheist is walking along the bank of Loch Ness, suddenly, out of the depths appears Nessie.

She snatched the athiest up in her jaws and threw her head back, throwing the atheist up in the air. Just before he was about to fall into Nessie's jaws he cries out :

"Oh god help me!"

Amazingly, time froze and God appeared next to the atheistand God asked:

"My son, all your life you have forsaken me, why now do you call upon me?"

The atheist responded with: "Give me a break, I didn't believe in the Loch Ness monster five minutes ago either!"

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