Athiest Jokes

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Funniest Athiest Short Jokes

Short athiest jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The athiest humour may include short convert jokes also.

1. what do you call a god with low self esteem? an athiest, because he just doesn't believe in himself
2. Why can't Athiests solve exponential problems? Because they don't believe in higher powers.
3. Of course god exists How else could those foolish athiests explain my girlfriend getting pregnant without us ever sleeping together
4. Did you know that Athiest organizations are tax exempted? Its because they're non-prophet organizations.
5. A crossdresser, a vegan and an athiest walk into a bar I only know because it's reposted every week
6. Assume your office is a Temple. Assume your office is a Temple and your boss is GOD, and you are an athiest for a happy life.
7. A religious man asks an athiest, Do we have free will? Atheist: We do, but only because we have no choice!
8. A Christian, an Athiest, and a Vegan walk into a bar... How do you know? Because they all told you

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Athiest One Liners

Which athiest one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with athiest? I can suggest the ones about christian and pries.

1. Everyone says athiests tell terrible jokes But I won't believe that until I have proof.
2. People tell me I speak like an athiest... But I don't believe any of that nonsense.
3. Why can't athiests use exponents? Because they don't believe in a higher power.
4. Why did the athiest refuse to cross the road? He didn't believe in the other side.
5. What can Jesus do to water and Athiests? Make them both wine.
6. Why Does Journey Hate Athiests? Because they all stopped believing.
7. If the world war was so bad ... why was there a sequel?
   Check mate athiests
8. How many athiests do you need to change a lughtbulb? None. It will be changed by itself.
9. An athiest , a cross fitter and a vegan wall into a bar . Within minuets everyone knows
10. What is the opposite of athiest athiest
11. How Can Athiests Make Money and Get Free Food? By working at an abortion clinic.
12. Thank God I'm an Athiest After seeing what happened in Paris!
    Religious people scare me!
13. dyslexic athiest he stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog

Cheerful Athiest Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!

What funny jokes about athiest you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean vegan jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make athiest pranks.