The Best 16 Athens Jokes

Following is our collection of Athens jokes which are very funny. There are some athens grease jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these athens export puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Chancellor Angela Merkel visits Athens.

Angela Merkel arrives at the Athens airport & stops by the immigration check.

"Nationality?" asks the Immigration officer.

"German," she replies.

"Occupation?" he asks.

"No, just visiting for a few days."

People in Athens have a hard time waking up early

Because dawn is tough on grease

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A policeman enters an interrogation room, in Athens, Greece.

He tells the perp: "You are accused of robbing the Bank of Greece, tell us where the money is!"

The perp reaches into his pocket and takes out a five-euro note.

"Here you go."

Angela Merkel arrives in Athens airport. "Nationality?" asks the immigration officer.

"German," she replies.
"Occupation?"
"No, just here for a few days

"So I matched with this cute guy on Tinder last night, and we started chatting and sending each other memes and little animations. But then he mentioned that he was an exchange student from Athens, so I ghosted him." "Why?"

"My daddy always told me, 'Beware the Greeks bearing gifs.'"


How is working at McDonald's like being an archaeologist in Athens?

Either way, you end up smelling like ancient grease.

So my dad told this joke the other day...

Why is it so hard to put out the fires in Athens?

...because it's a Greece fire.

Plato and Aristotle were in the music room of the Academy in Athens.

Plato was at the piano, and Aristotle was holding a small lute in his hands.

Plato, do you know the unpredictability and exactitude of ethics and reflective philosophical hermeneutics require phronesis as an ontological counterpoint to peripatetic conjecture?

No, Plato replied. But if you play a few bars, I may be able to pick it up.

Why do the citizens of Athens hate waking up early?

Because Dawn is tough on Greece!

How can they possibly put out the fires near Athens..????

Everyone knows not to throw water onto a Greece fire

Why do people start singing and dancing when there's a storm in Athens?

Greece Lightning.

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On hearing that Mussolini's offensive against Greece is failing, Hitler rings him up and asks: 'Won't you be in Athens soon?'

Mussolini replies back: 'And I suppose you're calling from London?'

Why are people in Athens so fat ?

Coz they have lot of greece in their food .

What would you call John Travolta in Athens in the year 1000 BC?

Ancient Grease

Why did the gay anarchist go to Athens?

He wanted the delta

Archaeologists in Athens have unearthed the crypt of the man many believe was responsible for denying women the right to vote in the ancient democracy.

That man's name? Misogynes.

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