Athens Jokes

Funniest Athens Short Jokes

Short athens jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The athens humour may include short grease jokes also.

1. Once in ancient Athens a man walked into a tailor's shop Eumenides? The man asked the tailor
   Euripides? The tailor asked the man
2. Angela Merkel arrives in Athens airport. "Nationality?" asks the immigration officer. "German," she replies.
   "Occupation?"
   "No, just here for a few days
3. How is working at McDonald's like being an archaeologist in Athens? Either way, you end up smelling like ancient grease.
4. So my dad told this joke the other day... Why is it so hard to put out the fires in Athens?
   ...because it's a Greece fire.
5. Saw some videos about the fires burning near Athens. Apparently nobody told the firefighters that you can't use water to put out a Greece fire.
6. How can they possibly put out the fires near Athens..???? Everyone knows not to throw water onto a Greece fire
7. How is working at McDonald's like being an archaeologist in Athens? You end up smelling like ancient grease.
8. Archaeologists in Athens have unearthed the crypt of the man many believe was responsible for denying women the right to vote in the ancient democracy. That man's name? Misogynes.
9. On hearing that Mussolini's offensive against Greece is failing, h**... rings him up and asks: 'Won't you be in Athens soon?' Mussolini replies back: 'And I suppose you're calling from London?'

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Athens One Liners

Which athens one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with athens? I can suggest the ones about export and euro.

1. Why is morning difficult in Athens? Because dawn is tough on Greece
2. Why do people hate getting up early in Athens? Because Dawn is tough on Greece.
3. Never get a hamburger in Athens. Way too Greecey.
4. People in Athens have a hard time waking up early Because dawn is tough on grease
5. Why do people dread mornings in Athens? Because dawn is tough on Greece
6. Why do the citizens of Athens hate waking up early? Because Dawn is tough on Greece!
7. Why does Athens hate the morning? Because dawn is tough on grease!
8. Why do people start singing and dancing when there's a storm in Athens? Greece Lightning.
9. Why are people in Athens so fat ? Coz they have lot of greece in their food .
10. On a scale of 1-15, how bad is the economic crisis in Greece? Athen
11. What would you call John Travolta in Athens in the year 1000 BC? Ancient Grease
12. Why did the gay anarchist go to Athens? He wanted the delta
13. 60 people have perished in Athens Sources say they died in a Greece Fire
14. Why is your belly button called Athens ? Because it's the center of grease

Cheeky Athens Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

What funny jokes about athens you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean massacre jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make athens pranks.