Athens Jokes

Following is our collection of tolls humor and grease one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Athens puns for adults, dirty seater jokes or clean export gags for kids.

There is an abundance of wwi jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 12 funniest jokes on athens. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any olympia witze you can hear about athens.

The Best jokes about Athens

Chancellor Angela Merkel visits Athens.

Angela Merkel arrives at the Athens airport & stops by the immigration check.

"Nationality?" asks the Immigration officer.

"German," she replies.

"Occupation?" he asks.

"No, just visiting for a few days."

People in Athens have a hard time waking up early

Because dawn is tough on grease

Making Sense of What's Happening in Europe

A policeman enters an interrogation room, in Athens, Greece.

He tells the perp: "You are accused of robbing the Bank of Greece, tell us where the money is!"

The perp reaches into his pocket and takes out a five-euro note.

"Here you go."

Angela Merkel arrives in Athens airport. "Nationality?" asks the immigration officer.

"German," she replies.
"Occupation?"
"No, just here for a few days

So my dad told this joke the other day...

Why is it so hard to put out the fires in Athens?



...because it's a Greece fire.


Why do the citizens of Athens hate waking up early?

Because Dawn is tough on Greece!

Plato and Aristotle were in the music room of the Academy in Athens.

Plato was at the piano, and Aristotle was holding a small lute in his hands.

Plato, do you know the unpredictability and exactitude of ethics and reflective philosophical hermeneutics require phronesis as an ontological counterpoint to peripatetic conjecture?

No, Plato replied. But if you play a few bars, I may be able to pick it up.

How can they possibly put out the fires near Athens..????

Everyone knows not to throw water onto a Greece fire

Why do people start singing and dancing when there's a storm in Athens?

Greece Lightning.

On hearing that Mussolini's offensive against Greece is failing, Hitler rings him up and asks: 'Won't you be in Athens soon?'

Mussolini replies back: 'And I suppose you're calling from London?'

Why are people in Athens so fat ?

Coz they have lot of greece in their food .


What would you call John Travolta in Athens in the year 1000 BC?

Ancient Grease

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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