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Angela Merkel arrives at the Athens airport & stops by the immigration check.
"Nationality?" asks the Immigration officer.
"German," she replies.
"Occupation?" he asks.
"No, just visiting for a few days."
Because dawn is tough on grease
A policeman enters an interrogation room, in Athens, Greece.
He tells the perp: "You are accused of robbing the Bank of Greece, tell us where the money is!"
The perp reaches into his pocket and takes out a five-euro note.
"Here you go."
"German," she replies.
"Occupation?"
"No, just here for a few days
"My daddy always told me, 'Beware the Greeks bearing gifs.'"
Either way, you end up smelling like ancient grease.
Why is it so hard to put out the fires in Athens?
...because it's a Greece fire.
Plato was at the piano, and Aristotle was holding a small lute in his hands.
Plato, do you know the unpredictability and exactitude of ethics and reflective philosophical hermeneutics require phronesis as an ontological counterpoint to peripatetic conjecture?
No, Plato replied. But if you play a few bars, I may be able to pick it up.
Because Dawn is tough on Greece!
Everyone knows not to throw water onto a Greece fire
Greece Lightning.
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Mussolini replies back: 'And I suppose you're calling from London?'
Coz they have lot of greece in their food .
Ancient Grease
He wanted the delta
That man's name? Misogynes.
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