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Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.
Was the sex really that bad?
They say he's unreal.
they dont believe in higher powers.
because its a non-prophet organisation.
Haha. Good one.
Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.
Kanye's not him.
Non Prophet Organizations
There's no joke, I just thought you all should know
They don't believe in higher powers.
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A: they're always talking about God.
The have no mass.
Western atheists have heads.
Because it's unbelievable.
God: "Tell them I'm not around!"
They don't believe in a higher power.
Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.
but Jews and Muslims can only be half-dicks.
They don't believe in higher power.
...Christian women tend to become atheists after marriage. I don't find that surprising. After marriage, a woman does lose faith in a man's ability to come a second time.
It doesn't seem to matter whether I greet them from over or under the bathroom stall.
*Two. One screws in the light bulb and the other records the events to prove God didn't do it.*
A Non-prophet Charity
One. The atheist actually changes the light bulb, rather than praying that it will be done.
So why do atheists keep telling me Jesus doesn't exist? I know several of them.
Is a "nonprophet" organisation.
Cause most of them are not carpenters that believe in higher powers.
People who be leavin' God.
...only run non-prophet organizations.
Two atheists were lost in a desert. They had run out of supplies and were wandering aimlessly.
One morning, they encountered a Muslim. The Muslim asked, "What are your names?"
The first, figuring the Muslim would be more likely to help a fellow Muslim, lied and said, "My name is Mohammed."
The second stayed honest and said, "My name is Dave."
The Muslim gave Dave a hearty breakfast. He turned to "Mohammed" and said, "Fasting is so hard, isn't it?"
They are good people, they're just playing hard to get ...
Eggnogstics.
A non-prophet organization
No expectation of a coming of any kind
You're unbelievable!
Did you fall from heaven?
Because your unbelievable.
If god doesn't exist, explain how my girlfriend is pregnant when we've never had sex. Checkmate atheists.
The don't believe in higher powers
Angel: Hey, Jesus! Some atheists are waiting for you at the gates of heaven!
Jesus: Tell them I'm not here
Because atheism is a non-prophet organisation!
Gingers don't have souls.
The same.
They are not for prophets
They're a non-prophet organization
Because they belong to a non-prophet organization.
They are a non-prophet organisation.
Don't you think it's weird when Atheists call their kids Christian?
I think a better name would be Godfrey.
I'll see myself out.
He once told me, I don't know where Adam and Eve is...
Are, I corrected. And they're in heaven.
I don't know where Adam and Eve are, he corrected. But my mom and dad sure do shop there often.
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