Atheism Jokes

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The Best jokes about Atheism

What is atheism?

A non-prophet organisation.

What kind of organization is Atheism?


Atheism is a non-prophet organization

As the storm raged,the captain realized his ship was sinking fast.

So he shouted out, "Anyone here know how to pray?"

Just one guy stepped forward and said, "Aye, captain,I know how to pray."

"Good,"said the captain, "You pray while the rest of us put on our life jackets - we're one short."

I found out my friend was running a charity for atheism.

He said it was a non-prophet organization.

Why should atheists be exempted from tax?

Because atheism is a non-prophet organisation!

Atheism and Religion are but two sides of the same coin.

One prefers to use its head, while the others relies on tales...


It's a non-prophet religion.

What kind of organisation would you call Atheism?

A non-prophet

Did you know atheism

Is a non prophet organization

What is atheism

A non-prothet activity

If atheism is a religion...

then abstinence is a sex position.

Atheism and religion are like two sides of the same coin...

One thinks with their heads while the other relies on tails.

People often complain and belittle alternative religious organizations like atheism and scientology...

but at least atheism is a non-prophet organization.

I figured out the number fact as par why atheism is a lie.

See, it all boils down to one fact. Israel is a religious country, therefore God Israel.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends.

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