atheism Jokes

funny jokes and hilarious atheism stories

What are the best Atheism puns and pranks?

Did you ever wanted to prank someone about Atheism? Well here is a complete list of Atheism to have fun with:

What is atheism?

A non-prophet organisation.

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Atheism is a non-prophet organization

As the storm raged,the captain realized his ship was sinking fast.

So he shouted out, "Anyone here know how to pray?"

Just one guy stepped forward and said, "Aye, captain,I know how to pray."

"Good,"said the captain, "You pray while the rest of us put on our life jackets - we're one short."

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Atheism...

is a non-prophet organization.

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Atheism is a non-prophet organization

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What do you call Atheism?


A non-prophet organization.

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Atheism

It's a non-prophet religion.

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Why are all Atheists poor?

Because Atheism is a not for-prophet organization.

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What kind of organisation is Atheism?

A non-prophet organisation.

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Atheism..

a completely non-prophet organization.

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Atheism and Religion are but two sides of the same coin.

One prefers to use its head, while the other relies on tales

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Things in common

When does atheism become synonymous with running?

A: When you draw Mohamad.

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A guide to spirituality.

Religious Views of Life

Taoism - Shit happens

Confucianism - Confucious says, shit happens.

Buddhism - If shit happens, it isn't really shit.

Zen - What is the sound of shit happening?

Hinduism - This shit happened before.

Islam - If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.

Protestantism - Let shit happen to someone else.

Catholicism - If shit happens, you deserve it.

Judaism - Why does shit always happen to us?

Atheism - I don't believe this shit.

Agnosticism - What is this shit?

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What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.

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CONCLUSION

You've read some of the best atheism jokes of all time. Most of the stories are suitable for kids with good sense of humor, children or teens boys and girls, of course dads. You must supervise kids not to read pranks for adults. Note that some jokes are disgusting, filled with black humor so don't tell dirty atheism gags to your kids. These jokes are updated with new ones in December 2019.

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