The Best 5 Asymptote Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Asymptote jokes. There are some asymptote tangent jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these asymptote calculator puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Asymptote Jokes and Puns

Are you a rational function?

because I could ride your asymptote to infinity.

They call me the asymptote

I always drive 1 mph under the limit

What do Buzz Lightyear and an asymptote have in common?

They both go to infinity and beyond!

A math joke

What do you call a bag that never approaches anything?

*an asymp-tote*

What do you call a sim's bag on his way to math class?


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the asymptote mathematicians jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working asymptote displacement piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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