Asylums Jokes

Following is our collection of genocide humor and transporter one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Asylums puns for adults, dirty insane jokes or clean passive gags for kids.

There is an abundance of arkham jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 4 funniest jokes on asylums. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any mental witze you can hear about asylums.

The Best jokes about Asylums

I recently met a Chinese man and his name was Kannaswami.

I asked him: "How did you ever get a name like that being a Chinese?"

He said: "Many, many years ago when I first went to USA, I was standing in line at the Political Asylums Immigration Counter. The man in front of me was a Sri Lankan Tamil refugee.
The white lady at the counter looked at him and asked "What is your name?" He replied "Kannaswami".

Then she looked at me and asked "What's your name?"

I said, "Sem Ting".

Why are trains always put in insane asylums?

Because they have loco-motives

In Germany it's common for mentally ill patients to be committed to least ten different facilities.

They're in-zehn asylums.

Why do squirrels like asylums?

Because of all the nuts!

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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