Astute Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

Astute Diagnosis

A guy goes to the doctor, with a carrot up his nose. He's got a piece of celery in his other nostril, and a banana in his ear. He says,"Doc, I don't feel so good."
The doctor says,"You're not eating right."

My wife just farted and I don't think I can be married anymore

Just an astute observation.

A Werewolf:

A Very astute wolf

What are the funniest astute jokes of all time?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking about Astute? Well, here are the best Astute puns to laugh out loud. Crazy and funny Astute pick up lines to share with friends.

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