The Best 4 Astute Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Astute jokes. There are some astute thoughtful jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these astute fart puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Astute Jokes and Puns

Astute Diagnosis

A guy goes to the doctor, with a carrot up his nose. He's got a piece of celery in his other nostril, and a banana in his ear. He says,"Doc, I don't feel so good."
The doctor says,"You're not eating right."

My wife just farted and I don't think I can be married anymore

Just an astute observation.

A Werewolf:

A Very astute wolf

A student asked his professor if he farted.

"That's an astute observation," he replied.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the astute stinky jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working astute skillful piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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