Astros Jokes

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The Best jokes about Astros

I'm glad the Astros won the World Series

The people of Houston have waded so long for this.

Black lives matter held a rally in Houston, but no one knew what they were trying to say.

The Astros stole all their signs.

How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

What's the difference between the trash can in the Houston Astros dugout and me?

That trash can is getting banged

Houston got smacked...

The Astros and The Rockets


I'm glad the Houston Astros and the Washington Nationals made it into the World Series...

It's the Astro-Nats and you can call it the Out of This World Series.

The first transgender World Series

The Brewers, an NL team that used to be an AL team, against the Astros, an AL team that used to be an NL team.

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