The Best 7 Astros Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Astros jokes. There are some astros redskins jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these astros mutilate puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Astros Jokes and Puns

I'm glad the Astros won the World Series

The people of Houston have waded so long for this.

Black lives matter held a rally in Houston, but no one knew what they were trying to say.

The Astros stole all their signs.

How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

What's the difference between the trash can in the Houston Astros dugout and me?

That trash can is getting banged

Houston got smacked...

The Astros and The Rockets


The first transgender World Series

The Brewers, an NL team that used to be an AL team, against the Astros, an AL team that used to be an NL team.

I'm glad the Houston Astros and the Washington Nationals made it into the World Series...

It's the Astro-Nats and you can call it the Out of This World Series.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the astros baseball jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working astros denver piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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