Astrophysics Jokes

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What is a good astrophysics joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

With all that's going on, I told my dad that finishing my degree in astrophysics may not be the kind of science the world needs right now.

He looked away from the TV long enough to say, "Black holes matter."
Sigh... "Yeah, Dad. They are."

Did you know that Brian May, the guitarist from British rockband Queen, has a PhD on Astrophysics?

Yeah, he started his schooling before Queen formed, and achieved his PhD in 2007. One of his dissertations is heavily criticized by the science community though, and it's because he has an odd theory of what causes the Earth's rotation.
You see, he thinks that 'Fat Bottomed Girls make the Rockin World go round.'

Italian Bodybuilder

Did you hear about the Italian Bodybuilder? He loves astrophysics! He even said:
"I love-a steroids"

Why aren't cats allowed in astrophysics

It'd be a catastrophe

Girl, are you astrophysics?

Because I don't know enough about you to finish this joke.

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