The Best 6 Astrophysics Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Astrophysics jokes. There are some astrophysics princeton jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these astrophysics galaxies puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Astrophysics Jokes and Puns

With all that's going on, I told my dad that finishing my degree in astrophysics may not be the kind of science the world needs right now.

He looked away from the TV long enough to say, "Black holes matter."

Sigh... "Yeah, Dad. They are."

Did you know that Brian May, the guitarist from British rockband Queen, has a PhD on Astrophysics?

Yeah, he started his schooling before Queen formed, and achieved his PhD in 2007. One of his dissertations is heavily criticized by the science community though, and it's because he has an odd theory of what causes the Earth's rotation.

You see, he thinks that 'Fat Bottomed Girls make the Rockin World go round.'

Italian Bodybuilder

Did you hear about the Italian Bodybuilder? He loves astrophysics! He even said:
"I love-a steroids"

Girl, are you astrophysics?

Because I don't know enough about you to finish this joke.

The astrophysics class I wanted to take filled up. Now I need to figure out what other course will work for my schedule and major.

It's not rocket science.


I'm not impressed by Brian May's degree in astrophysics.

I heard he worked for years to make Mercury a star.

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