Astrophysics Jokes

Following is our collection of rigorous humor and princeton one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Astrophysics puns for adults, dirty brightest jokes or clean galaxies gags for kids.

There is an abundance of university jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 5 funniest jokes on astrophysics. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any mercury witze you can hear about astrophysics.

The Best jokes about Astrophysics

With all that's going on, I told my dad that finishing my degree in astrophysics may not be the kind of science the world needs right now.

He looked away from the TV long enough to say, "Black holes matter."

Sigh... "Yeah, Dad. They are."

Italian Bodybuilder

Did you hear about the Italian Bodybuilder? He loves astrophysics! He even said:
"I love-a steroids"

Girl, are you astrophysics?

Because I don't know enough about you to finish this joke.

The astrophysics class I wanted to take filled up. Now I need to figure out what other course will work for my schedule and major.

It's not rocket science.

I'm not impressed by Brian May's degree in astrophysics.

I heard he worked for years to make Mercury a star.


Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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