The Best 3 Astrophysicists Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Astrophysicists jokes. There are some astrophysicists physicist jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these astrophysicists astronomer puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Astrophysicists Jokes and Puns

What do you call it when two well endowed astrophysicists have a gay sword fight?

A Large Hardon Collider.

Not all astrophysicists are bad.

I'm sure at least one of them's a really Feynman.

Why are astrophysicists always nervous before they launch a new satellite?

It can be a very Hubble-ing experience.

These jokes may not be funny for you, but they are Fermi.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the astrophysicists spacecraft jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working astrophysicists satellite piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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