Astrophysicists Jokes

Following is our collection of astrophysicist humor and physicist one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Astrophysicists puns for adults, dirty communications jokes or clean astronomer gags for kids.

There is an abundance of spacecraft jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 3 funniest jokes on astrophysicists. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any satellite witze you can hear about astrophysicists.

The Best jokes about Astrophysicists

What do you call it when two well endowed astrophysicists have a gay sword fight?

A Large Hardon Collider.

Not all astrophysicists are bad.

I'm sure at least one of them's a really Feynman.

Why are astrophysicists always nervous before they launch a new satellite?

It can be a very Hubble-ing experience.

These jokes may not be funny for you, but they are Fermi.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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