Astrophysicist Jokes
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a graphic designer, an astrophysicist, a dentist and an electrician walk into a bar
it was queen and they were playing their first gig
America just sent the Curiosity rover to Mars...
America just sent the Curiosity rover to Mars as the country watched with pride. Iran, wanting to gain a technological/global edge, decided to show up America by announcing a manned mission to the sun the very next day. The Americans, along with other western allies, decided to meet with the Iranian government to express their concern. In a conference room filled with diplomats and astrophysicists, the US delegation protested to the Iranians, Listen. Differences aside, we can't let you send people to the sun. It's s**.... They burn to death even at far distances! Please don't carry out this mission! The Iranians laughed wittily amongst themselves, jabbing each other with elbows and pointing at the westerners as one Iranian says, s**... Americans! They think we're going during the daytime!
What do you call it when two well endowed astrophysicists have a gay sword fight?
A Large h**... Collider.
[astrophysicist's joke] Yo mamma so fat
that you can see what's behind her.
Not all astrophysicists are bad.
I'm sure at least one of them's a really Feynman.
What happened when the astrophysicist lost a competition?
He got a constellation prize.
Did you hear about the astrophysicist that upset the Godfather?
He woke up with a horsehead nebula in his bed.
Which famous astrophysicist used to play sports?
Neil lacrosse Tyson
What did the popular astrophysicist's father say to him after his cleat came undone at soccer practice?
"Kneel in the grass and tie, son."
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