The Best 9 Astrophysicist Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Astrophysicist jokes. There are some astrophysicist rugby jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these astrophysicist playoffs puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Astrophysicist Jokes and Puns

Not all astrophysicists are bad.

I'm sure at least one of them's a really Feynman.

What happened when the astrophysicist lost a competition?

He got a constellation prize.

Did you hear about the astrophysicist that upset the Godfather?

He woke up with a horsehead nebula in his bed.

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Which famous astrophysicist used to play sports?

Neil Lacrosse Tyson

What did the astrophysicist say to the quark?

You matter.


How did the astrophysicist break up with their girlfriend?

Honey, I need just one thing from you, time & space.

Why are astrophysicists always nervous before they launch a new satellite?

It can be a very Hubble-ing experience.

These jokes may not be funny for you, but they are Fermi.

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Neil DeGrasse Tyson is now being investigated for sexual misconduct.

But is it really all that surprising that an astrophysicist pulled a Spacey?

What do you call an astrophysicist who goes blind and decides to be a statistician?

Phil DeGraph Tyson

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the astrophysicist jets jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

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