The Best 34 Astronomy Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Astronomy jokes. There are some astronomy astrophysics jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these astronomy gastronomy puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Astronomy Jokes and Puns

I asked my astronomy professor, "How do stars die?"

He replied, "Usually an overdose."

A man goes to the doctor...

"Doctor, will I be ok?"

"I don't know, Mercury is in Uranus right now"

"I don't do astronomy doc"

"Me neither, my thermometer just broke"

My son is into astronomy.

He wanted to know how stars die. I told him, "Usually of an overdose, son."

Astronomy joke, My son is into astronomy.

Whenever I see an Astronomy discovery it reminds me of this joke

An astronomer, a physicist and a mathematician were on the train from London to Edinburgh, as they passed the Scottish border they saw a black sheep.

'Ah ha' said the astronomer 'from that I can deduce that in Scotland all sheep are black'

'No' said the physicist 'we can deduce that in Scotland some sheep are black'

'Actually' said the mathematician 'all we know is that in Scotland there is a field in which there is a sheep, one side of which is black'

I was really disappointed when I came last in the astronomy competition, but they still gave me a map of the stars just for participating.

It was a constellation prize


A blonde was lying in the grass...

One afternoon, a college student is walking across the Green and sees a pretty blonde lying in the grass staring up at the clear blue sky.

"Getting a tan?" he asks.

"No! Do you think that just because I'm blonde I'm focussing on my looks? I'm actually a very good student and right now I'm getting a head start on my homework!"

"Oh, I'm sorry. What class is it for?"

"Astronomy!"

My astronomy professor told me

I was his star pupil.

Astronomy joke, My astronomy professor told me

Was I wrong?

My brother, who's into astronomy, asked me how stars die. "Usually an overdose, bro," I told him.

So I entered an astronomy contest the other day...

...I didn't come first but I did get a constellation prize. :-)

My Friend Failed Astronomy...

I failed too, if it's any constellation.

13,700,000,007

A man asks the worker at the astronomy museum how old the universe is. He responds 13.7 billion and 7 years old.

The man is puzzled how the worker knew the age to such precision. The worker answered, When I got this job, the person who hired me told me that the universe is 13.7 billion years old, and I've worked here for seven years.

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What's the difference between astronomy and gastronomy?

Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.

My astronomy professor told me it was possible for a white dwarf to turn into a red giant

I then told him to pull his pants back up.

I spent four years at college studying astronomy and didn't learn anything...

I guess you could say I took up space.

So my science teacher began her astronomy unit with star formation

She gave a stellar explanation.

Where are all the women in amateur astronomy?

At the other end of the telescope.

Astronomy joke, Where are all the women in amateur astronomy?

What do you call a COVID19 + person's sneeze?

Coronal Mass Ejection! ^Astr^ono^my

I tried to take an astronomy class

But remembering all those constellations really took its Ptolemy.

I've been getting into astronomy so I installed a skylight.

The people who live above me are furious.


Did you meet the Astronomy major in our frat?

His name was Tycho, Brah

What did the Astronomy major say to the girl at the bar?

Baby, the Universe starts with U N I .

[OC] I thought of an astronomy joke tonight.

A shining star walks into a bar and the barmen says, "Wow, you're positively *scintillating*."

I have so much Astronomy work it's out of this world.

I'm not all that interested in Astronomy but,

I really dig Uranus.

An astronomy joke, kind of...

Why do werewolves howl at the full moon?

Because it's just after the waxing phase!

Astronomy Instructor: In modern physics Black holes matter ,,,

Student shouts: All holes matter...!

I've been researching the field of astronomy.

It's really looking up.

What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at starbucks?

Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte

I'm studying for my astronomy exam,

I really need to focus.

Where does an alien go to learn about astronomy?

Universe-City!

How does the government remember the difference between Astronomy and Astrology?

Simple.

Just like with "Eco-", you don't consider it a science if it ends with "-logy"

My wife says she's leaving me because she thinks I am too obsessed with astronomy. What planet is she on!

Of making career in observational astronomy...

... I'm looking up for it.

Astronomy Hitler

Hitler found a gas planet, he named it Jewpiter

"Probably" the worst joke

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