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He replied, "Usually an overdose."
"Doctor, will I be ok?"
"I don't know, Mercury is in Uranus right now"
"I don't do astronomy doc"
"Me neither, my thermometer just broke"
He wanted to know how stars die. I told him, "Usually of an overdose, son."
An astronomer, a physicist and a mathematician were on the train from London to Edinburgh, as they passed the Scottish border they saw a black sheep.
'Ah ha' said the astronomer 'from that I can deduce that in Scotland all sheep are black'
'No' said the physicist 'we can deduce that in Scotland some sheep are black'
'Actually' said the mathematician 'all we know is that in Scotland there is a field in which there is a sheep, one side of which is black'
It was a constellation prize
One afternoon, a college student is walking across the Green and sees a pretty blonde lying in the grass staring up at the clear blue sky.
"Getting a tan?" he asks.
"No! Do you think that just because I'm blonde I'm focussing on my looks? I'm actually a very good student and right now I'm getting a head start on my homework!"
"Oh, I'm sorry. What class is it for?"
"Astronomy!"
I was his star pupil.
...I didn't come first but I did get a constellation prize. :-)
I failed too, if it's any constellation.
A man asks the worker at the astronomy museum how old the universe is. He responds 13.7 billion and 7 years old.
The man is puzzled how the worker knew the age to such precision. The worker answered, When I got this job, the person who hired me told me that the universe is 13.7 billion years old, and I've worked here for seven years.
Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.
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I then told him to pull his pants back up.
I guess you could say I took up space.
She gave a stellar explanation.
At the other end of the telescope.
Coronal Mass Ejection! ^Astr^ono^my
But remembering all those constellations really took its Ptolemy.
The people who live above me are furious.
His name was Tycho, Brah
Baby, the Universe starts with U N I .
A shining star walks into a bar and the barmen says, "Wow, you're positively *scintillating*."
I really dig Uranus.
Why do werewolves howl at the full moon?
Because it's just after the waxing phase!
Student shouts: All holes matter...!
It's really looking up.
Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte
I really need to focus.
Universe-City!
Simple.
Just like with "Eco-", you don't consider it a science if it ends with "-logy"
... I'm looking up for it.
Hitler found a gas planet, he named it Jewpiter
"Probably" the worst joke
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