Astronomy Jokes

Funniest Astronomy Short Jokes

Short astronomy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The astronomy humour may include short astrology jokes also.

1. My son, who's into astronomy, asked me how stars die. "Usually an overdose, son," I told him.
2. A man goes to the doctor... "Doctor, will I be ok?"
   "I don't know, Mercury is in uranus right now"
   "I don't do astronomy doc"
   "Me neither, my thermometer just broke"
3. My son is into astronomy. He wanted to know how stars die. I told him, "Usually of an overdose, son."
4. I was really disappointed when I came last in the astronomy competition, but they still gave me a map of the stars just for participating. It was a constellation prize
5. I took an astronomy class in college but it was harder than I expected. I had to study day and night.
6. My son, who's into astronomy… My son, who's into astronomy asked me how stars die.
   I told him usually because of an overdose.
7. Was I wrong? My brother, who's into astronomy, asked me how stars die. "Usually an overdose, bro," I told him.
8. My friend suggested that I get a telescope as I'm so interested in astronomy I said I'll look into it.
9. So I entered an astronomy contest the other day... ...I didn't come first but I did get a constellation prize. :-)
10. When you wish upon a star ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. 
    The star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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Astronomy One Liners

Which astronomy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with astronomy? I can suggest the ones about astronomer and astronaut.

1. I asked my astronomy professor, "How do stars die?" He replied, "Usually an overdose."
2. Astronomy Fact: You can fit 63 Earths inside Uranus 64 if you relax.
3. My astronomy professor told me I was his star pupil.
4. My Friend Failed Astronomy... I failed too, if it's any constellation.
5. My Astronomy professor told me, Yo mamma's so fat She has her own LaGrange points
6. My wife left me because she said I was obsessed with astronomy What planet is she on?
7. Where are all the women in amateur astronomy? At the other end of the telescope.
8. What do you call a COVID19 + person's sneeze? Coronal Mass Ejection! ^Astr^ono^my
9. Did you meet the Astronomy major in our frat? His name was Tycho, Brah
10. I've been researching the field of astronomy. It's really looking up.
11. I have so much Astronomy work it's out of this world.
12. I'm not all that interested in Astronomy but, I really dig Uranus.
13. I'm studying for my astronomy exam, I really need to focus.
14. Where does an alien go to learn about astronomy? Universe-City!
15. Of making career in observational astronomy... ... I'm looking up for it.

Cheerful Astronomy Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!

What funny jokes about astronomy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean night sky jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make astronomy pranks.