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Because his car insurance rates were astronomical.
I told him the chances of two serial killers in a car would be astronomical.
He said thanks! how do you know i'm not a serial killer though?
I replied the chances of two serial killers being in the same car are astronomical
I told him the chances of two serial killers in one car would be astronomical.
I said "the chances of two serial killers being in the same car is astronomical"
After he got in he turned to me and jokingly said "Thanks, by the way how do you know I'm not a serial killer or something". I replied, "C'mon, the chances of /two/ serial killers being in the same car are astronomical".
There is predicted to be 17 Trillion gallons of rain falling from Florence.
The width of a milk jug is 5.5"
Rain x Width = 93 Trillion inches
93 Trillion divided by 12 gets you 7,791,666,666,666 Feet
Divided by 5280
1,475,694,444 Miles
Divided by 93,000,000 miles to get Astronomical Units
You get 15.8 AU's.
You're so fat, that even though Florence is dropping 17 trillion gallons of rain, It's still not enough to get to Uranus.
Probably because it's significance is astronomical.
But the cost is astronomical.
I've already been hearing that enlistment bonuses are going to be astronomical.
As he got in my car he said: Thanks for stopping. Aren't you afraid to pick up strangers, though? I could've been a serial killer for all you know
Nah , I said. The odds of two serial killers being in the same car are astronomical
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...the turnout was astronomical.
It was a fluke. I heard they didn't plan-et.
Because the odds of two bombs being on the same plane are astronomical.
The military housing allowance will go through the roof because the cost of living in space is astronomical.
I said I don't worry about that, the chances of two serial killers being in the same car at once is astronomical!
I said "The chances of picking up a second serial killer would be astronomical!"
Astronomical
...about Astronomical Units (Au). Our conversation was gold.
on the bright side, I guess they could be messier.
I'm sure it's astronomical.
because the amount of math they have to do is astronomical and I'm not very stellar at it.
....her tape measure was in astronomical units.
Astronomical
I have no idea, but it must be astronomical.
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