Following is our collection of astronomer humor and astrophysicist one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Astronomers puns for adults, dirty asteroid jokes or clean moon gags for kids.
There is an abundance of spacecraft jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 21 funniest jokes on astronomers. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any saturn witze you can hear about astronomers.
I'm sorry.
Because of its dwarf star.
for meatier showers.
It just had a nice ring to it.
**They planet.**
They got bored and decided to call it a day!
They should've called them skyentists.
Baby, the universe starts with "U" "N" "I"
They sit down for lunch and one of them says: ok, let's planet
So they called it a day.
they planet.
Mercurry
Exoplanets
Thought that one up myself.
Absolute units.
They're hoping for meatier showers
...they might also need to add whether the planet has a Trump elected as president
After doing it for 24 hours they got tired of it and decided to call it a day.
They said climb Olympus Mons and send back radio signals. That signal will make us go WOW.
He tells her the farther away you are the younger you look
ur mum
They prefer a meteor soup.
Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.