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I'm sorry.
Because of its dwarf star.
for meatier showers.
It just had a nice ring to it.
**They planet.**
They got bored and decided to call it a day!
They should've called them skyentists.
Baby, the universe starts with "U" "N" "I"
They sit down for lunch and one of them says: ok, let's planet
So they called it a day.
they planet.
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Mercurry
Exoplanets
Thought that one up myself.
Absolute units.
They're hoping for meatier showers
They said climb Olympus Mons and send back radio signals. That signal will make us go WOW.
...they might also need to add whether the planet has a Trump elected as president
After doing it for 24 hours they got tired of it and decided to call it a day.
They prefer a meteor soup.
He tells her the farther away you are the younger you look
They say Donald Trump is threatening to send one right back.
Joke stolen from and adapted from XKCD
That was really a pi in the sky idea...
Jew-piter
ur mum
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