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for meatier showers.
Yep, that's a black hole
And this reminds me of my favorite astronomer joke:
Q: How do you identify the extrovert at the astronomer's party?
A: They're the one staring down at someone else's shoes.
Have a happy and safe Halloween!
Typo Brahe.
"Hubble, Hubble."
Exoplanets
Thought that one up myself.
It just had a nice ring to it.
He was the first one in the country to look up.
They sit down for lunch and one of them says: ok, let's planet
I didn't get it, it was way above my head.
I'm sorry.
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They're hoping for meatier showers
They both work in gastronomy
He was following the Tsar.
They always want to keep things Plutonic.
Because of its dwarf star.
they planet.
How about Neil Degracias Tyson?
ur mum
and they'll go star craving mad.
...they might also need to add whether the planet has a Trump elected as president
**They planet.**
A Skyientist
He plans it!
If an Astronomer loves you, he loves you to the Moon, and to Uranus too.
Probably gas.
A moon starer
An astronomer, a physicist, and a mathematician are on a train headed for Scotland. As they cross the border, they see a black sheep. The astronomer cries out, All sheep in Scotland are black. . The physicist says, Some sheep in Scotland are black . The mathematician raises his eyes heavenward and says, In Scotland, there is at least one field, with at least one sheep in it, one side of which is black!
So they called it a day.
They got bored and decided to call it a day!
I'd just do a bunch of light reading all day.
Absolute units.
I guess you could say it was a corona mass ejection
He tells her the farther away you are the younger you look
They prefer a meteor soup.
She wanted to observe a meatier shower
A "skyentist."
He tried to look at Uranus with a telescope.
Mercurry
He wanted to witness a meatier shower.
When they look at Uranus, it is always on it's side.
Because he wanted a meatier shower.
An astronomer, a physicist and a mathematician were on the train from London to Edinburgh, as they passed the Scottish border they saw a black sheep.
'Ah ha' said the astronomer 'from that I can deduce that in Scotland all sheep are black'
'No' said the physicist 'we can deduce that in Scotland some sheep are black'
'Actually' said the mathematician 'all we know is that in Scotland there is a field in which there is a sheep, one side of which is black'
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