The Best 43 Astronomer Jokes

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Why do astronomers put beef in their shampoo?

for meatier showers.

What did the blind 'yes man' say to the astronomer?

Yep, that's a black hole

I'm an astronomer hosting a Halloween party tonight.

And this reminds me of my favorite astronomer joke:

Q: How do you identify the extrovert at the astronomer's party?

A: They're the one staring down at someone else's shoes.

Have a happy and safe Halloween!

What do you call the famous astronomer whose observations were the foundation of Kelper's great works.

Typo Brahe.

What did the astronomer say to the telescope in lingerie?

"Hubble, Hubble."

What do you get when astronomers play tic-tac-toe?


Thought that one up myself.

Do you know why astronomers named the planet "Saturn?"

It just had a nice ring to it.

How did Copernicus become the first Polish astronomer?

He was the first one in the country to look up.

So 2 astronomers decided to throw a party

They sit down for lunch and one of them says: ok, let's planet

A astronomer friend of mine told me a space joke...

I didn't get it, it was way above my head.

Astronomers got tired of watching the moon go round the earth for 24 hours, so they called it a day.

I'm sorry.

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Why do astronomers eat steak before skywatching?

They're hoping for meatier showers

What does a chef and a gravitational wave astronomer have in common?

They both work in gastronomy

Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.

You should never ask out an astronomer

They always want to keep things Plutonic.

Why do astronomers love Game of Thrones?

Because of its dwarf star.

How do astronomers plan a party?

they planet.

Can you name a grateful astronomer?

How about Neil Degracias Tyson?

Astronomers discover a new object bigger than the "Great Attractor"

ur mum

Lock an astronomer in a basement...

and they'll go star craving mad.

Astronomers have used liquid water as an indicator for planet habitability...

...they might also need to add whether the planet has a Trump elected as president

Q: How do astronomers organize a party?

**They planet.**

What's an alternative name for an astronomer?

A Skyientist

How does an Astronomer go about throwing a party?

He plans it!

If an Astronomer loves you, he loves you to...

If an Astronomer loves you, he loves you to the Moon, and to Uranus too.

What diagnosis is a Doctor and an Astronomer likely to both guess ?

Probably gas.

What do you call a dyslexic astronomer?

A moon starer

An astronomer, a physicist, and a mathematician in Scotland

An astronomer, a physicist, and a mathematician are on a train headed for Scotland. As they cross the border, they see a black sheep. The astronomer cries out, All sheep in Scotland are black. . The physicist says, Some sheep in Scotland are black . The mathematician raises his eyes heavenward and says, In Scotland, there is at least one field, with at least one sheep in it, one side of which is black!

The astronomers were tired after following the moon for 24 hours

So they called it a day.

After Astronomers discovered the Earth rotates about an axis...

They got bored and decided to call it a day!

I saw a job posting for an Astronomer and it sounded pretty stress free.

I'd just do a bunch of light reading all day.

What do astronomers use to measure the distance between Earth and the Sun?

Absolute units.

My astronomer friend had too much beer on Cinco de Mayo and threw up

I guess you could say it was a corona mass ejection

An astronomers wife asks what she can do to make herself look younger

He tells her the farther away you are the younger you look

Why don't Astronomers like vegetable soup?

They prefer a meteor soup.

Why did the blonde astronomer bring her steak into the bathroom?

She wanted to observe a meatier shower

What do you call an astronomer who isn't good at pronunciation?

A "skyentist."

Why did the astronomer get arrested?

He tried to look at Uranus with a telescope.

What's an astronomers favorite food?


Why did the Astronomer bring a slab of ribs into the bathroom?

He wanted to witness a meatier shower.

What does a proctologist and an astronomer have in common?

When they look at Uranus, it is always on it's side.

Why did the astronomer take a steak to the bathroom?

Because he wanted a meatier shower.

Whenever I see an Astronomy discovery it reminds me of this joke

An astronomer, a physicist and a mathematician were on the train from London to Edinburgh, as they passed the Scottish border they saw a black sheep.

'Ah ha' said the astronomer 'from that I can deduce that in Scotland all sheep are black'

'No' said the physicist 'we can deduce that in Scotland some sheep are black'

'Actually' said the mathematician 'all we know is that in Scotland there is a field in which there is a sheep, one side of which is black'

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