Astronomer Jokes

Following is our collection of spacecraft humor and astrophysicist one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Astronomer puns for adults, dirty cosmonaut jokes or clean astronomy gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about Astronomer

Astronomers got tired of watching the moon go round the earth for 24 hours, so they called it a day.

I'm sorry.

Why do astronomers love Game of Thrones?

Because of its dwarf star.

Why do astronomers put beef in their shampoo?

for meatier showers.

Do you know why astronomers named the planet "Saturn?"

It just had a nice ring to it.

Q: How do astronomers organize a party?

**They planet.**

Lock an astronomer in a basement...

and they'll go star craving mad.

After Astronomers discovered the Earth rotates about an axis...

They got bored and decided to call it a day!

Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.

I saw a job posting for an Astronomer and it sounded pretty stress free.

I'd just do a bunch of light reading all day.

So 2 astronomers decided to throw a party

They sit down for lunch and one of them says: ok, let's planet

Why did the Astronomer bring a slab of ribs into the bathroom?

He wanted to witness a meatier shower.

What does a proctologist and an astronomer have in common?

When they look at Uranus, it is always on it's side.

An astronomer, a physicist, and a mathematician in Scotland

An astronomer, a physicist, and a mathematician are on a train headed for Scotland. As they cross the border, they see a black sheep. The astronomer cries out, All sheep in Scotland are black. . The physicist says, Some sheep in Scotland are black . The mathematician raises his eyes heavenward and says, In Scotland, there is at least one field, with at least one sheep in it, one side of which is black!

The astronomers were tired after following the moon for 24 hours

So they called it a day.

Can you name a grateful astronomer?

How about Neil Degracias Tyson?

How do astronomers plan a party?

they planet.

Why did the astronomer get arrested?

He tried to look at Uranus with a telescope.

What's an astronomers favorite food?


What diagnosis is a Doctor and an Astronomer likely to both guess ?

Probably gas.

My astronomer friend had too much beer on Cinco de Mayo and threw up

I guess you could say it was a corona mass ejection

What do you get when astronomers play tic-tac-toe?


Thought that one up myself.

What do you call a dyslexic astronomer?

A moon starer

Why do astronomers eat steak before skywatching?

They're hoping for meatier showers

What do astronomers use to measure the distance between Earth and the Sun?

Absolute units.

What does a chef and a gravitational wave astronomer have in common?

They both work in gastronomy

You should never ask out an astronomer

They always want to keep things Plutonic.

How did Copernicus become the first Polish astronomer?

He was the first one in the country to look up.

If an Astronomer loves you, he loves you to...

If an Astronomer loves you, he loves you to the Moon, and to Uranus too.

Astronomers have used liquid water as an indicator for planet habitability...

...they might also need to add whether the planet has a Trump elected as president

A astronomer friend of mine told me a space joke...

I didn't get it, it was way above my head.

How does an Astronomer go about throwing a party?

He plans it!

Why did the blonde astronomer bring her steak into the bathroom?

She wanted to observe a meatier shower

What do you call an astronomer who isn't good at pronunciation?

A "skyentist."

What did the blind 'yes man' say to the astronomer?

Yep, that's a black hole

I'm an astronomer hosting a Halloween party tonight.

And this reminds me of my favorite astronomer joke:

Q: How do you identify the extrovert at the astronomer's party?

A: They're the one staring down at someone else's shoes.

Have a happy and safe Halloween!

Astronomers discover a new object bigger than the "Great Attractor"

ur mum

An astronomers wife asks what she can do to make herself look younger

He tells her the farther away you are the younger you look

What do you call the famous astronomer whose observations were the foundation of Kelper's great works.

Typo Brahe.

What did the astronomer say to the telescope in lingerie?

"Hubble, Hubble."

Why don't Astronomers like vegetable soup?

They prefer a meteor soup.

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