Following is our collection of spacecraft humor and astrophysicist one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Astronomer puns for adults, dirty cosmonaut jokes or clean astronomy gags for kids.
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I'm sorry.
Because of its dwarf star.
for meatier showers.
It just had a nice ring to it.
**They planet.**
and they'll go star craving mad.
They got bored and decided to call it a day!
He was following the Tsar.
I'd just do a bunch of light reading all day.
They sit down for lunch and one of them says: ok, let's planet
He wanted to witness a meatier shower.
When they look at Uranus, it is always on it's side.
An astronomer, a physicist, and a mathematician are on a train headed for Scotland. As they cross the border, they see a black sheep. The astronomer cries out, All sheep in Scotland are black. . The physicist says, Some sheep in Scotland are black . The mathematician raises his eyes heavenward and says, In Scotland, there is at least one field, with at least one sheep in it, one side of which is black!
So they called it a day.
How about Neil Degracias Tyson?
they planet.
He tried to look at Uranus with a telescope.
Mercurry
Probably gas.
I guess you could say it was a corona mass ejection
Exoplanets
Thought that one up myself.
A moon starer
They're hoping for meatier showers
Absolute units.
They both work in gastronomy
They always want to keep things Plutonic.
He was the first one in the country to look up.
If an Astronomer loves you, he loves you to the Moon, and to Uranus too.
...they might also need to add whether the planet has a Trump elected as president
I didn't get it, it was way above my head.
He plans it!
She wanted to observe a meatier shower
A "skyentist."
Yep, that's a black hole
And this reminds me of my favorite astronomer joke:
Q: How do you identify the extrovert at the astronomer's party?
A: They're the one staring down at someone else's shoes.
Have a happy and safe Halloween!
ur mum
He tells her the farther away you are the younger you look
Typo Brahe.
"Hubble, Hubble."
They prefer a meteor soup.
Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.