Astrological Sign Jokes

Funniest Astrological Sign Short Jokes

Short astrological sign jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The astrological sign humour may include short astrology sign jokes also.

1. What don't they name train stations after astrology signs? No passenger would ever make it past the terminal Cancer!
2. I went in to a pet shop. I said, Can I buy a goldfish?
   The guy said, Do you want an aquarium?
   I said, "I don't care what astrological sign it is."
3. My barber is big into astrology, and told me that every zodiac sign corresponds to a certain hairstyle, except for one Cancer.
4. My doctor called three times... ...just to tell me my astrology sign! And he wasn't even right! And they call themselves professionals .
5. When she asked me about my sign I told her I don't believe in astrology... Because I'm a Sagittarius and we're skeptical.
6. I wish every woman in the world had cancer. As their astrological sign, of course. It'd mean they're my perfect zodiac match.
7. My grandmothers astrological sign was Cancer. Ironic, how she died. Crushed to death by a giant crab.
8. How to use Astrology to know about your relationship future: If she starts to speak about your sign: run!
   If she starts to speak about your sign and ascendent: run like h**..., and never come back!

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Astrological Sign One Liners

Which astrological sign one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with astrological sign? I can suggest the ones about astrology signs and zodiac sign.

1. I said to my doctor "I think I'm obsessed with Astrology" He said "What are the signs?"
2. You should never use an astrology sign generator. It might give you cancer.
3. Pay respects to all the people like me Who got cancer from astrological signs
4. Whats the ISIS members' astrological sign? Sad t**...

Astrological Sign Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about astrological sign you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean star sign jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make astrological sign pranks.