Astrological Jokes

Following is our collection of scorpio humor and gemini one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Astrological puns for adults, dirty libra jokes or clean fricking gags for kids.

There is an abundance of capricorn jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 4 funniest jokes on astrological. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any horoscope witze you can hear about astrological.

The Best jokes about Astrological

4 Norse Gods, 1 Roman God, and 2 Astrological bodies walk into a bar.

The bartender says: Oh, this is gonna be a week joke.

I went in to a pet shop.

I said, Can I buy a goldfish?

The guy said, Do you want an aquarium?

I said, "I don't care what astrological sign it is."

I wish every woman in the world had cancer.

As their astrological sign, of course. It'd mean they're my perfect zodiac match.

My grandmothers astrological sign was Cancer.

Ironic, how she died. Crushed to death by a giant crab.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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