The Best 5 Astrological Jokes

Following is our collection of Astrological jokes which are very funny. There are some astrological gemini jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these astrological fricking puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

4 Norse Gods, 1 Roman God, and 2 Astrological bodies walk into a bar.

The bartender says: Oh, this is gonna be a week joke.

Bad joke incoming

4 Norse gods, 1 roman god, and 2 astrological bodies walk into a bar. The bartender says "This is gonna be a week joke"

I went in to a pet shop.

I said, Can I buy a goldfish?

The guy said, Do you want an aquarium?

I said, "I don't care what astrological sign it is."

I wish every woman in the world had cancer.

As their astrological sign, of course. It'd mean they're my perfect zodiac match.

My grandmothers astrological sign was Cancer.

Ironic, how she died. Crushed to death by a giant crab.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the astrological capricorn jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working astrological horoscope piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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