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There is an abundance of astro jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 9 funniest jokes on astrologer. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any horoscope witze you can hear about astrologer.
The Astrologers predicts that the boy will die soon.
Disheartened he walks into his professor and turns off all the lights; but why?
Because he knew, with no light; the professor's pupils will dilate.
Pretty accurate prediction!! I moved from S to M to L to XL to XXL
Astrologer: Would you like me to tell you your husband's future?
Woman: No you tell me his past, I'll decide his future.
One day a court astrologer predicted that the Queen would die next day.
When she really died the next day, the King wanted to get the astrologer killed as he thought that he had purposefully conspired to kill the Queen to fulfill his prophecy.
The guards brought the astrologer to the court and the King asked him: "You seem to predict very well. Tell me, when are you going to die?"
The astrologer, with dead seriousness on his tone, said-"I shall die three days before you, Oh great king of kings!".
His life was spared.
"When will I die?" he asked.
"On a Jewish holiday." The astrologer replied with a smirk.
Hitler twisted up his face. "How the hell can you be so sure?"
"Oh, my Fuhrer, any day you die will be a Jewish holiday."
(Not an original for anyone who didn't already know.)
To which she replied, "I decide his future, tell me about his past"
In his Taurus!
Astrologer - You and your wife will have a long life together.
Man - Is there any solution to this problem?
The real joke is in the comets
Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.