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Astronaut 2: "In space no-one can. Here, use cream"
It's OK, though. He felt no pressure.
for meatier showers.
One says to the other, "Get Ready, it's almost time for launch." To which the other says "Launch?! I haven't even had breakfast yet!"
At launch time.
He had a buildup of ga-lactic acid.
Both of them.
In his Taurus!
Space Jam
I need space.
Because in space, no one can hear you stream.
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It just had a nice ring to it.
I apollo-gize.
I was his star pupil.
At parking meteors.
They sit down for lunch and one of them says: ok, let's planet
He needed space.
Eclipse it.
"Hey, would you like to get astro physical with my dark matter?"
To which she replied, "I decide his future, tell me about his past"
I'm sorry.
I'm sure at least one of them's a really Feynman.
They need space.
They use astro knots.
They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...
and you don't end every relationship with "I need space" then you're just wasting your time
Because of its dwarf star.
Zero... there's too much gas.
THANK YOU ALL AND GOODNIGHT!
One says to the other, "Let's bounce, this place has no atmosphere"
In space, no one can hear the ice cream truck.
The astronaut doesn't say anything to the alien.
The alien doesn't say anything to the astronaut.
I guess I misinterpreted her when she said she needed space
**They planet.**
All my Apollo-gies.
Because it was full.
Asteroids
The bar.
No pressure.
Stop mooning me, I can see Uranus.
Space jam.
Astrologer - You and your wife will have a long life together.
Man - Is there any solution to this problem?
You can't. There's no orientation in space.
The cow didn't make it.
Astronauts released a photo of Hurricane Harvey as seen from the the International Space Station. They sent a short message along with the photograph; "Houston, you have a problem."
Because now they can say:
"Houston YOU have a problem"
Because some men just wanna watch the world turn.
There's no pressure in space.
Cause they're always looking down on us.
I've got a cousin who was born with a rare condition that renders him speechless, deaf, blind, immobile, and unable to talk. He mostly lies in bed in a hospital, and we feed him through tubes. But underneath all that, you can totally tell he's got that typical wacky Capricorn sense of humor.
An astronomer, a physicist, and a mathematician are on a train headed for Scotland. As they cross the border, they see a black sheep. The astronomer cries out, All sheep in Scotland are black. . The physicist says, Some sheep in Scotland are black . The mathematician raises his eyes heavenward and says, In Scotland, there is at least one field, with at least one sheep in it, one side of which is black!
he said he needed more space.
So they called it a day.
They got bored and decided to call it a day!
I then told him to pull his pants back up.
He needed some space.
He just needed a little space.
I'd just be a waste of space.
One turns to the other and says "I'm afraid we're not aware of the gravity of the situation."
So they can be ready for lunch
Both of their breath smells like tang.
they think they're above me.
astronaut 1: i can't find the milk for my coffee
astronaut 2: in space, no one can. here, use cream
He wanted to witness a meatier shower.
I can't find any milk for my coffee
To which the other replies In space no one can, here use cream
They just drift off.
One but it will take several others to prevent the spacecraft from spinning in the same direction.
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Because they have a space bar
On the way in, one of them spots ten dollars on the floor. As he bends down to pick it up, one of the others claims that he saw it first, so it belongs to him. The third then claims that he dropped it earlier, so it must be his.
Whose ten? We have a problem...
He needed a little space
It was a cat astro fee.
Because he wanted a meatier shower.
but they always find something, if it's any constellation.
An astronomer, a physicist and a mathematician were on the train from London to Edinburgh, as they passed the Scottish border they saw a black sheep.
'Ah ha' said the astronomer 'from that I can deduce that in Scotland all sheep are black'
'No' said the physicist 'we can deduce that in Scotland some sheep are black'
'Actually' said the mathematician 'all we know is that in Scotland there is a field in which there is a sheep, one side of which is black'
But they didn't planet in time
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