Aston Jokes

Following is our collection of subaru humor and popemobile one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Aston puns for adults, dirty fans jokes or clean aston martin gags for kids.

There is an abundance of martin jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 3 funniest jokes on aston. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any chevy witze you can hear about aston.

The Best jokes about Aston

What do Jimmy Saville's victims and Aston Villa fans have in common?

They're still talking about what happened in 1982.

A maths teachers husband buys an Aston Martin.

He pulls up into the drive of their house, eagerly awaiting his wife's response.

Instead, she looks angry and horrified. She storm up to his window and says "You ALWAYS leech off of MY money!"


"LOOK AT YOU! I don't know HOW you earned this car!"



I took a wrong turn during a driving experience at Silverstone.

There's now an Aston Martin parked in my driveway.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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