The Best 5 Aston Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Aston jokes. There are some aston popemobile jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these aston aston martin puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Aston Jokes and Puns

What do Jimmy Saville's victims and Aston Villa fans have in common?

They're still talking about what happened in 1982.

A maths teachers husband buys an Aston Martin.

He pulls up into the drive of their house, eagerly awaiting his wife's response.

Instead, she looks angry and horrified. She storm up to his window and says "You ALWAYS leech off of MY money!"

"W-What?"

"LOOK AT YOU! I don't know HOW you earned this car!"

"Why?"

"YOU DIDN'T DO THE WORKING FOR IT!"

I took a wrong turn during a driving experience at Silverstone.

There's now an Aston Martin parked in my driveway.

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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the aston martin jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working aston chevy piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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