The Best 48 Astley Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Astley jokes. There are some astley connection jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these astley story puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Astley Jokes and Puns

Hey Rick, can I have Up?

Rick Astley: Never gonna give you up!

Why should you hire Rick Astley as a general?

He'll never let his guard down

You know who's not giving anything up for lent?

Rick Astley.

Astley joke, You know who's not giving anything up for lent?

Rick Astley asked for my Disney films the other day.

I said, you can have Cars and Toy Story, but I'm never gonna give you Up.

So my friend, Rick Astley, asked me for some Pixar movies to watch...

I told him, "You can borrow Toy Story 1, 2, and 3, A Bugs Life, Monsters Inc., Finding Nemo, The Incredibles, Cars 1 and 2, Ratatouille, and Wall*E, but I'm never gonna give you UP!"


I asked Rick Astley to lend me some Pixar movies......

He said you can take Cars, you can take Toy Story but I'm never gonna give you Up.

Rick Astley will lend you any of the Pixar films in his collection, except one.

He's never gonna give you Up.

Astley joke, Rick Astley will lend you any of the Pixar films in his collection, except one.

Rick Astley will let you borrow any DVD from his Disney Pixar collection, except one.

What do Rick Astley and a loyal partner in crime have in common?

Both of them would get raped in prison.

What's the one movie that Rick Astley won't let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up.

TIL that Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection, except one.

He's never gonna give you Up

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Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

Rick Astley voted in the referendum.

He's never gunna give EU up

what's worse than being adopted?

finding out it was Rick Astley who gave you up.

Asterick Astley: He just wants to tell you how he's feeling*

*In small letters at the bottom of the page

I asked Rick Astley for a movie...

I asked him to borrow some movies. He said "sure what movies do you want?" I asked him for the movie 'Up'. He started singing.

"Never gonna give you Up!"

Astley joke, I asked Rick Astley for a movie...

I heard Rick Astley was going to make a comeback.

I guess he never gave up.

Rick Astley is such a nice guy

He'll let you borrow any of his Disney Pixar DVD collection! Except Up!

He's Never Gonna Give You Up

Two prisoners were waiting to be executed.

"Any last requests?" asked the jailer.

"Yes," replied one of the prisoners. "I love music, so before I die could you play 'Never gonna give you up' by Rick Astley."

And the second prisoner said: "Kill me first."


Rick Astley told me that you could borrow any of his Disney movies, except Up

He's never gonna give you Up...

Which singer should you avoid borrowing Pixar movies from?

Rick Astley, because he's never gonna give you Up.

What's the best part of having Rick Astley as your father?

He's never gonna give you up.

Rick Astley can give you every single one of his Disney movies, except one

Up.

If Rick Astley had a collection of Pixar movies he would let you borrow any of them...

But he will never give you up.

We never hear anything from Rick Astley these days...

It's almost like he's given us up, and let us down.

Rick Astley will gladly lend you any video in his collect... except one.

He's never gonna give you Up

Rick Astley will give you any of his Disney movies except this one.

He's never going to give you Up.

Rick Astley will give you any of his pixar movies exept for one.

He'll never give you Up.

Rick Astley invited me over for dinner

I wanted some ice cream but he said he's never gonna dessert me

Help! Rick Astley is overstaying his welcome at my house!

He's never gonna say goodbye.

Rick Astley will let you borrow most of his Pixar movies,

but he's never gonna give you Up

Why do The Brit's still use 'u' in words like colour and armour ?

Because Rick Astley is British.

I heard Rick Astley will give you any movie from his Disney collection

Except Up. He's Never Gonna Give You Up.

The oxford english dictonary once debated whether or not to remove the letter 'u' from the alphabet. Why didn't they?

Because of Rick Astley

You could ask Rick Astley for any movie in his animated collection, but...

He's never gonna give you Up.

What's Neymar favorite song?

Never Gonna Give You Up de 1987 de Rick Astley (RickRoll)

What did Rick Astley say to the doctor?

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling

I asked Rick Astley if I could borrow some Disney DVDs...

He said, "You can take Cars and Lion King but I'm never gonna give you UP!"

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a new single by Rick Astley

What did Mormon founder Joseph Smith say to Rick Astley after Rick had Rick-Rolled him?

Suck it Rick, you just got Jo Smith'd

Rick Astley will give you any movie from his collection apart from one.

He'll never give you up.

I am gonna ask Rick Astley to give me a copy of movie 'Up'

So, either he's gonna give me up or he's gonna let me down. And also make me cry in either case.

Did you guys see Rick Astley cover Everlong?

He's never gonna give Foo up.

Why should you never let Rick Astley take you to the top of a tall building?

He's never gonna let you down.

Today I learned about the Astley paradox!

If you ask Rick Astley for his copy of the movie UP, he cannot give it to you as he will never give you up.

However, in doing so, he lets you down.

Thus creating the Astley Paradox.

If you were to ask Rick Astley for his copy of the movie UP he would never give it to you.

In doing so, he would let you down.

Thus creating the rickroll paradox.

Trying to play the new official Rick Astley boardgame.

But the instructions just say 'You know the rules, and so do I

What do handicapped people and Rick Astley have in common?

They're never gonna run around.

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