Astley Jokes

Funniest Astley Short Jokes

Short astley jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The astley humour may include short toy jokes also.

1. Why do The Brit's still use 'u' in words like colour and armour ? Because Rick Astley is British.
2. TIL that Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection, except one. He's never gonna give you Up
3. Rick Astley will lend you any of the Pixar films in his collection, except one. He's never gonna give you Up.
4. Rick Astley is such a nice guy He'll let you borrow any of his Disney Pixar DVD collection! Except Up!
   He's Never Gonna Give You Up
5. Help! I'm stuck on Rick Astley's roof He took away the ladder and said he is never gonna let me down.
6. Rick Astley will let you borrow most of his Pixar movies, but he's never gonna give you Up
7. Rick Astley asked for my Disney films the other day. I said, you can have Cars and Toy Story, but I'm never gonna give you Up.
8. I ran into Rick Astley today. He borrowed my copy of Disney's "Up", but I doubt I'll ever see it again.
9. Where is the best place to hide if you are running from the police Rick astleys house he's never gonna give you up
10. I asked Rick Astley to lend me some Pixar movies...... He said you can take Cars, you can take Toy Story but I'm never gonna give you Up.

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Astley One Liners

Which astley one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with astley? I can suggest the ones about guard and connection.

1. You know who's not giving anything up for lent? Rick Astley.
2. what's worse than being adopted? finding out it was Rick Astley who gave you up.
3. Rick Astley will let you borrow any DVD from his Disney Pixar collection, except one.
4. Help! Rick Astley is overstaying his welcome at my house! He's never gonna say goodbye.
5. What did Rick Astley say to the doctor? I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
6. What's the best part of having Rick Astley as your father? He's never gonna give you up.
7. Rick Astley will give you any of his pixar movies exept for one. He'll never give you Up.
8. I heard Rick Astley was going to make a comeback. I guess he never gave up.
9. What's Neymar favorite song? Never Gonna Give You Up de 1987 de Rick Astley (RickRoll)
10. Why should you hire Rick Astley as a general? He'll never let his guard down
11. Hey Rick, can I have Up? Rick Astley: Never gonna give you up!
12. Did you guys see Rick Astley cover Everlong? He's never gonna give Foo up.
13. Rick Astley can give you every single one of his Disney movies, except one Up.
14. What's Rick Astley's favorite letter? Q, because it's never gonna give U up.
15. What's the one movie that Rick Astley won't let you borrow? He's never gonna give you Up.

Rick Astley Jokes

Here is a list of funny rick astley jokes and even better rick astley puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Rick Astley's releasing a new song lamenting the 'Brexit' result... It's titled:
  Never Gonna Give EU Up
• Rick Astley will give you any of his Disney movies except this one. He's never going to give you Up.
• Trying to play the new official Rick Astley boardgame. But the instructions just say 'You know the rules, and so do I
• If you were to ask Rick Astley for his copy of the movie UP he would never give it to you. In doing so, he would let you down.
  Thus creating the rickroll paradox.
• I asked Rick Astley if I could borrow some Disney DVDs... He said, "You can take Cars and Lion King but I'm never gonna give you UP!"
• The oxford english dictonary once debated whether or not to remove the letter 'u' from the alphabet. Why didn't they? Because of Rick Astley
• I heard Rick Astley will give you any movie from his Disney collection Except Up. He's Never Gonna Give You Up.
• Astley paradox If you ask Rick Astley for a DVD of the movie Up, he won't give it to you because he's never gonna give you Up. However, by not giving you Up like you asked for, he's letting you down.
• Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store? Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".
• Which singer should you avoid borrowing Pixar movies from? Rick Astley, because he's never gonna give you Up.

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