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Funniest Asthmatic Short Jokes

Short asthmatic jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The asthmatic humour may include short allergic jokes also.

  1. When my Mom found out I had asthma she sent me to a camp for Asthmatic children. It was so much fun.. singing songs around the Humidifire. ( yes I know how I spelt it )
  2. Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away... Too bad we all can't be asthmatics!
  3. I had an asthma attack while walking to work today... Even I didn't believe it when 3 asthmatics jumped out of a bush and started hitting me.
  4. What do an asthmatic s**... and a one legged mountain climber have in common? They both have difficulty getting high.
  5. Asthmatic people are so aggressive This girl was punching and k**... me and kept on gasping and making noises.
    All I really did was take her inhaler.

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Asthmatic One Liners

Which asthmatic one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with asthmatic? I can suggest the ones about asthma attack and autistic.

  1. So I had a terrible asthmatic attack today. You'd think I would have heard them hiding.
  2. What do you call an asthmatic vampire? Vlad the Inhaler
  3. DAD:Always date an asthmatic... SON: Why dad?
    DAD: You'll always take her breath away.
  4. What's an asthmatic person's favorite band? Weezer
  5. The worst music is written by asthmatics They can only semibrieve.
  6. What do you call an asthmatic statue? A wheezing angle.
  7. What do you call an asthmatic bird? A puffin.
  8. What do you call two asthmatics 69'ing? A s**... pact.

Asthmatic joke, What do you call two asthmatics 69'ing?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about asthmatic can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of asthmatic puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Charming Humor Asthmatic Jokes with Loads of Fun

What funny jokes about asthmatic you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean allergic reaction jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make asthmatic prank.

My ex girlfirend

My ex-girlfriend used to give me nicknames whilst giving me head.
"The Impaler" was my favourite.
Well, at least, that's what I thought she said....
Turns out she's asthmatic and it's my fault she died.

English Football joke.

A policeman stops a suspected drunk driver and asks him to take a
breath test, the driver pulls out a medical card which says 'this man
is asthmatic please do not take his breath.'
So the policeman asks him to take a blood test, the man then
pulls out another card which read 'this man is anemic, please
do not take his blood'. Finally the police, getting p**... off asks
him to take a u**... test, finally the man pulled out his
Manchester United season ticket which read 'this man is a
Manchester United fan, please do not take the p**....
(Edit works with other teams as well.)

A policeman pulls over a driver...

for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer.
I can't do that, officer.
Why not?
Because I'm an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that tube.
Okay, we'll just get a u**... sample down at the station.
Can't do that either, officer.
Why not?
Because I'm a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup.
Alright, we could get a blood sample.
Can't do that either, officer.
Why not?
Because I'm a hemophiliac. If I give blood I could die.
Fine then, just walk this white line.
Can't do that either, officer.
Why not?
Because I'm drunk.

Asthmatic joke, What's an asthmatic person's favorite band?

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