The Best 4 Asthmatics Jokes

Following is our collection of Asthmatics jokes which are very funny. There are some asthmatics breath jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these asthmatics smokers puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away...

Too bad we all can't be asthmatics!

What do you call two asthmatics 69'ing?

A suicide pact.

The worst music is written by asthmatics

They can only semibrieve.

I had an asthma attack while walking to work today...

Even I didn't believe it when 3 asthmatics jumped out of a bush and started hitting me.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the asthmatics inhaler jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working asthmatics wheeze piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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