Following is our collection of Asthma jokes which are very funny. There are some asthma wheeze jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these asthma severe puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Jim's car is swerving all over the road so a cop pulls him over, Step out of the car says the cop, I am going to need you to take a breathalyzer test. I can't , Jim responds You see I have very bad asthma, that can set off an attack. Alright, says the cop, then you're going to have to take a blood test. Can't do that either, Jim responds, I am a hemophiliac, if a wound is opened, I won't stop bleeding, and I could bleed to death. Ok, the cop answers then I will need a urine sample. Sorry, says Jim I also have diabetes, that could push my sugar count really low. Fine, so just come on out, and walk a straight line for me. Can't do that either responds Jim. Why not? Demanded the exasperated cop. Well, because I'm drunk!
The first lady asks if she came on the bus. The other replies, "Yes, but I made it look like an asthma attack."
(I work in a hospital, a patient told me this.)
It was so much fun.. singing songs around the Humidifire. ( yes I know how I spelt it )
Because my neighbors thought i was a total stallion. They used to hear her all night... *HUFF PUFF WHEEZE* "GIVE IT TO ME!" *HUFF PUFF WHEEZE* "GIVE IT TO ME!"
Boom.
The doctor recommends that having better ventilation within the man's house could potentially cure his condition, and tells him to sleep with his windows open.
A few days later, he visits the doctor again.
"Ah, I see you're back. How's your asthma? Is it gone?"
The man shakes his head and replies:
"No, but my TV, cellphone, and my laptop are."
Vlad the Inhaler
Even I didn't believe it when 3 asthmatics jumped out of a bush and started hitting me.
Louiwheezeiana
Wheesus Christ
Is a funny thing to say to children with asthma
Juan: My girlpren hab asthma so sometimes chicken nut bread..
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An Asthma attack.
They both have difficulty getting high.
Until my girlfriend told me she had asthma.
Lil Weezy
One is a brit seeker, the other is a sick breather
I'm waiting with bated breath.
A little known fact about Adolf Hitler he had severe asthma and lung issues his whole life. He even wrote in his journal about it briefly titled Mein Cough.
Wheezer.
Jokes about asthma
Then I found out all my exes had asthma
Wheezys.
an Eddie Vanhaler
When after 25 years of marriage you realize your wife isn't as "passionate" as you thought but instead has asthma.
"My asthma."
The Black Panter
Because they hate coffin.
Because out of all the things you could be bad at, you suck at breathing.
Vlad the inhaler
This girl was punching and kicking me and kept on gasping and making noises.
All I really did was take her inhaler.
Just breathe.
Weezer
I teabagged her and she had an asthma attack
A bronchiosaurus.
You take my breath away.
The Black Pant-tha.
Neither of them can finish a race.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the asthma hemophiliac jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working asthma oxygen piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.