Following is our collection of steroid humor and molecules one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Asteroids puns for adults, dirty planetary jokes or clean planet gags for kids.
There is an abundance of rocket jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 10 funniest jokes on asteroids. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any orbital witze you can hear about asteroids.
Because asteroids was already taken.
The student picked the one designed with asteroids. He pick one card and read the joke out loud to the class. The class, however, doesn't find the joke funny. Seeing this, the professor made the student pick another card on the same box. Same thing happened. The confused student look at his teacher and said,
"Sir, I think there is no funny joke in this asteroid box."
The teacher then replied,
"Hmmmm..That's strange. I guess the real joke is in the comets."
Asteroids.
He took asteroids.
Wouldn't it be more fitting if it was asteroids, I mean think about it instead of being a proctologist you would be a astronaut.
Asteroids
Shouldn't they be called "asteroids"?
Asteroids are just meteors on steroids
Asteroids come from the asteroid belt between Jupiter and Mars.
Hemorrhoids come from somewhere near Uranus.
Asteroids.
Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.