Asteroids Jokes

Following is our collection of steroid humor and molecules one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Asteroids puns for adults, dirty planetary jokes or clean planet gags for kids.

There is an abundance of rocket jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 10 funniest jokes on asteroids. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any orbital witze you can hear about asteroids.

The Best jokes about Asteroids

Why are they called hemorrhoids?

Because asteroids was already taken.

An astronomy teacher prepared two boxes filled with joke cards. The first box was designed with asteroids and the second one with comets. He then let one of this students pick a box...

The student picked the one designed with asteroids. He pick one card and read the joke out loud to the class. The class, however, doesn't find the joke funny. Seeing this, the professor made the student pick another card on the same box. Same thing happened. The confused student look at his teacher and said,

"Sir, I think there is no funny joke in this asteroid box."

The teacher then replied,

"Hmmmm..That's strange. I guess the real joke is in the comets."

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Why was Jupiter banned from competing in the planetary boxing match?

He took asteroids.

Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?

Wouldn't it be more fitting if it was asteroids, I mean think about it instead of being a proctologist you would be a astronaut.

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Why are they called hemorrhoids?

Shouldn't they be called "asteroids"?

I figured it out!

Asteroids are just meteors on steroids

What's the difference between an asteroid and a hemorrhoid?

Asteroids come from the asteroid belt between Jupiter and Mars.

Hemorrhoids come from somewhere near Uranus.

Which illegal substance does the universe take?


Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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