The Best 11 Asteroids Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Asteroids jokes. There are some asteroids molecules jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these asteroids planet puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Asteroids Jokes and Puns

Why are they called hemorrhoids?

Because asteroids was already taken.

What's the secret of a buff alien?


Why was Jupiter banned from competing in the planetary boxing match?

He took asteroids.

Asteroids joke, Why was Jupiter banned from competing in the planetary boxing match?

What do you use if you want a thicc and muscular butt in space?


Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?

Wouldn't it be more fitting if it was asteroids, I mean think about it instead of being a proctologist you would be a astronaut.

What do astronauts use to enhance their performance?


Why are they called hemorrhoids?

Shouldn't they be called "asteroids"?

Asteroids joke, Why are they called hemorrhoids?

What's the difference between an asteroid and a hemorrhoid?

Asteroids come from the asteroid belt between Jupiter and Mars.

Hemorrhoids come from somewhere near Uranus.

I figured it out!

Asteroids are just meteors on steroids

Which illegal substance does the universe take?


Your mama's so fat

Her belt is made out of asteroids.

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