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Asteroid Jokes

36 asteroid jokes and hilarious asteroid puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about asteroid that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Make your friends giggle with these hilarious asteroid jokes. Learn about the asteroid belt, dinosaur asteroid, Neptune, Mars and space crafts with these great space jokes. Enjoy and have a laugh!

Funniest Asteroid Short Jokes

Short asteroid jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The asteroid humour may include short astronaut jokes also.

  1. The asteroid event that ended dinosaurs was technically the highest ratio of killing birds to one stone
  2. How did the bodybuilding dinosaur die? Asteroid overdose!
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    (a steroid overdose)
  3. How did the cavemen survive the asteroid that killed all the dinosaurs? Social distancing, they stayed 56 million years apart.
  4. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"? Wouldn't it be more fitting if it was asteroids, I mean think about it instead of being a proctologist you would be a astronaut.
  5. An Asteroid Measuring 1,600 Meters Is Headed Straight Towards Earth. That's quite the milestone!
  6. I see Freddie Mercury has had an asteroid named after him. His surviving family have said how great it is to finally have Freddie immortalized in rock, and really appreciate the sediment.
  7. NASA's DART spacecraft successfully slams into asteroid. Just like the Mars Polar Lander did on Mars.
  8. What's the difference between a spacecraft and an asteroid? A spacecraft is really light, an asteroid is a little meteor.
  9. So in the end all the dinosaurs were wiped out by a single asteroid. Silly them for all standing in the same place.
  10. An asteroid killed all the dinosaurs You could also say it killed many birds with one stone.

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Asteroid One Liners

Which asteroid one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with asteroid? I can suggest the ones about comet and planet.

  1. Q: Which tastes better? An asteroid or a comet. A: An asteroid because it's meteor.
  2. Why are they called hemorrhoids? Because asteroids was already taken.
  3. Did you hear what NASA said about the asteroid? [OC] "No comet."
  4. What's the secret of a buff alien? Asteroids.
  5. Why was Jupiter banned from competing in the planetary boxing match? He took asteroids.
  6. How does jupiter hold up it's trousers? With an Asteroid Belt.
  7. How does our solar system hold its pants up? With an asteroid belt.
  8. Why are they called hemorrhoids? Shouldn't they be called "asteroids"?
  9. What do astronauts use to enhance their performance? Asteroids
  10. I started the biggest rock band in the galaxy. We're called the Asteroid Belt.
  11. what does the solar system use to keep its pants up? an asteroid belt
  12. I figured it out! Asteroids are just meteors on steroids
  13. Why does an asteroid taste better than a comet ? Because it's meteor
  14. What do you call a physically enhancing drug that comes from space? Asteroid.
  15. Your mama's so fat Her belt is made out of asteroids.

Asteroid Belt Jokes

Here is a list of funny asteroid belt jokes and even better asteroid belt puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What's the difference between an asteroid and a hemorrhoid? Asteroids come from the asteroid belt between Jupiter and Mars.
    Hemorrhoids come from somewhere near Uranus.
  • How does the solar system keep its pants up? With an asteroid belt.
    It shoves it up Uranus and buys pants that fix.
  • Yo momma's so fat, she wears an asteroid belt.

Dinosaur Asteroid Jokes

Here is a list of funny dinosaur asteroid jokes and even better dinosaur asteroid puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit? Falafel Raptors.
    (sorry)
  • All the dinosaurs were wiped out by an asteroid hitting the earth 66 million years ago... I'm sorry, but they shouldn't all have been standing in the same place.
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Fun-Filled Asteroid Jokes to Boost Your Mood

What funny jokes about asteroid you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean martian jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make asteroid pranks.

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Asteroid joke, NASA's DART spacecraft successfully slams into asteroid.