The Best 25 Asteroid Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Asteroid jokes. There are some asteroid planet jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these asteroid martians puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Asteroid Jokes and Puns

How did the bodybuilding dinosaur die?

Asteroid overdose!
(a steroid overdose)

Did you hear what NASA said about the asteroid? [OC]

"No comet."

How did the cavemen survive the asteroid that killed all the dinosaurs?

Social distancing, they stayed 56 million years apart.

Asteroid joke, How did the cavemen survive the asteroid that killed all the dinosaurs?

How does Jupiter hold up it's trousers?

With an Asteroid Belt.

How does our solar system hold its pants up?

With an asteroid belt.

I see Freddie Mercury has had an asteroid named after him.

His surviving family have said how great it is to finally have Freddie immortalized in rock, and really appreciate the sediment.

What's the difference between a spacecraft and an asteroid?

A spacecraft is really light, an asteroid is a little meteor.

Asteroid joke, What's the difference between a spacecraft and an asteroid?

So in the end all the dinosaurs were wiped out by a single asteroid.

Silly them for all standing in the same place.

An asteroid killed all the dinosaurs

You could also say it killed many birds with one stone.

I started the biggest rock band in the galaxy.

We're called the Asteroid Belt.

Mercury curiously approaches the Sun with a question: "What kind of planet are you?"

I'm not not a planet," the Sun replies.

Amazed and confused Mercury inquires, "Then what are you? An asteroid? A *comet*?"

Already tired of the conversation, the Sun replies curtly, "I'm a motherfuckin' star, boi."

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What's the difference between an asteroid and a hemorrhoid?

Asteroids come from the asteroid belt between Jupiter and Mars.

Hemorrhoids come from somewhere near Uranus.

what does the solar system use to keep its pants up?

an asteroid belt

Why did the female asteroid deny her boyfriends marriage proposal?

Because she was scared of comet-ment

What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors.


Why does an asteroid taste better than a comet ?

Because it's meteor

Asteroid joke, Why does an asteroid taste better than a comet ?

Nasa just declared an apocalyptic asteroid is reaching earth in 10 minutes.

Melania: So what do we do?

Donald : Sex?

Melania: What about the remaining 8 minutes?

Why did the asteroid not get worried when he was flying to the planet?

Because he wanted to meet his Crater.

My wife said she didn't enjoy her asteroid burger.

She said it could have been a little meteor.

What do you call a physically enhancing drug that comes from space?


Did you hear about the asteroid from another solar system astronomers recently spotted?

They say Donald Trump is threatening to send one right back.

Joke stolen from and adapted from XKCD

[Fun Fact] A man called Gregory Nemitz claimed ownership of an asteroid before NASA landed on it...

He then proceeded to issue NASA a US $20 parking ticket for parking on the Asteroid.

How does the solar system keep its pants up?

With an asteroid belt.

It shoves it up Uranus and buys pants that fix.

It's a fact: the earth's atmosphere eats up small space dust particles all day long, but some days it consumes an asteroid.

Maybe it's hungry for something a bit meteor.

What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

"I guess I didn't plan it very well!"

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