Asterisk Jokes
5 asterisk jokes and hilarious asterisk puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about asterisk that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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What is a good asterisk joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A blonde is taking money out of an ATM,
when the blonde behind her in line says, "Ha! Ha! I know your password. It's four asterisks."
The first blonde replies, "Ha! Ha! No it's not. It's 3862."
In the World of Punctuation, Asterisks give a party...
In the World of Punctuation, Asterisks give a party.
The party is for Asterisks only, and only Asterisks can enter.
At some time the doorbell rings. One Asterisk opens the door and sees a Dot.
The Asterisk says to the Dot:
"I'm sorry, you cannot enter, this party is for Asterisks only"
And the Dot says: "idiot, it's me! I put gel in my hair!"
Note to self: Never make my password a bunch of little stars.
That would be too much of an asterisk.
"I know what Daddy's password is!"
A child runs happily and says "Mommy! I know what Daddy's password is!"
Mom says: "That's nice dear. What's Daddy's password?"
Child says: It's an easy one! It is asterisk asterisk asterisk asterisk asterisk asterisk !"
I love asterisks!*
*sometimes
Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about asterisk can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of asterisk puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !
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