Asterisk Jokes
5 asterisk jokes and hilarious asterisk puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about asterisk that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Witty Asterisk Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends
What is a good asterisk joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A blonde is taking money out of an ATM,
when the blonde behind her in line says, "Ha! Ha! I know your password. It's four asterisks."
The first blonde replies, "Ha! Ha! No it's not. It's 3862."
In the World of Punctuation, Asterisks give a party...
In the World of Punctuation, Asterisks give a party.
The party is for Asterisks only, and only Asterisks can enter.
At some time the doorbell rings. One Asterisk opens the door and sees a Dot.
The Asterisk says to the Dot:
"I'm sorry, you cannot enter, this party is for Asterisks only"
And the Dot says: "idiot, it's me! I put gel in my hair!"
Note to self: Never make my password a bunch of little stars.
That would be too much of an asterisk.
"I know what Daddy's password is!"
A child runs happily and says "Mommy! I know what Daddy's password is!"
Mom says: "That's nice dear. What's Daddy's password?"
Child says: It's an easy one! It is asterisk asterisk asterisk asterisk asterisk asterisk !"
I love asterisks!*
*sometimes
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