The Best 6 Aster Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Aster jokes. There are some aster steroid jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these aster meet puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Aster Jokes and Puns

Asteriskie_, want to do a Privacy Checkup?

We care about your privacy [...]

—The Facebook Privacy Team

Why does an asteroid taste better than a comet ?

Because it's meteor

Why did the asteroid not get worried when he was flying to the planet?

Because he wanted to meet his Crater.

An SVG expert can coat a flower shooter with putty very quickly but can a...

raster master plaster aster blaster faster?

Asterick Astley: He just wants to tell you how he's feeling*

*In small letters at the bottom of the page


What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

"I guess I didn't plan it very well!"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the aster small jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working aster strong piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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