Assurance Jokes

Following is our collection of warranty humor and big one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Assurance puns for adults, dirty people jokes or clean certainty gags for kids.

There is an abundance of hate jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 5 funniest jokes on assurance. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any elmo witze you can hear about assurance.

The Best jokes about Assurance

I hate people that need assurance.

You know what I mean?

Quality assurance engineer walks into a bar...

He orders 1 beer.
Then he orders 2 beers.
Then he orders 9999999 beers.
Then he orders -1 beer.
Then he orders a dragon.
Then he asks to buy a jdhdjsbeh

Another customer walks in, asks where the bathroom is. The bar collapses and kills everyone inside

A Quality Assurance tester walks into a bar

The tester orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 99999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a ueicbksjdhd.


The first real customer walks in and hits his head.

I work as quality assurance at a shopping cart factory.

When a I see a cart without wheels yet, I usually fix it, but sometimes I let it slide.

When "Tickle Me Elmo" was a big deal, there had to be a quality assurance department...

Imagine, a whole group of people whose job was to test tickles.


Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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