The Best 6 Assurance Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Assurance jokes. There are some assurance big jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these assurance certainty puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Assurance Jokes and Puns

I hate people that need assurance.

You know what I mean?

Quality assurance engineer walks into a bar...

He orders 1 beer.
Then he orders 2 beers.
Then he orders 9999999 beers.
Then he orders -1 beer.
Then he orders a dragon.
Then he asks to buy a jdhdjsbeh

Another customer walks in, asks where the bathroom is. The bar collapses and kills everyone inside

A Quality Assurance tester walks into a bar

The tester orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 99999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a ueicbksjdhd.

The first real customer walks in and hits his head.

I work as quality assurance at a shopping cart factory.

When a I see a cart without wheels yet, I usually fix it, but sometimes I let it slide.

A Quality Assurance guy comes into a bar..

he orders 1 beer.
he orders no beer.
he orders 999999 beers.
he orders asfafdaghhjkh.
he orders a bar.

When "Tickle Me Elmo" was a big deal, there had to be a quality assurance department...

Imagine, a whole group of people whose job was to test tickles.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the assurance hate jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working assurance elmo piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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