The Best 9 Assumptions Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Assumptions jokes. There are some assumptions postulate jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these assumptions quadratic puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Assumptions Jokes and Puns

My top 3 assumptions when doorbell rings:

1. Murderer 2. Police telling me everyone is dead 3. That book I ordered about positive thinking

Whenever I go out, I always wear a stethoscope.

That way, in the event of a medical emergency, I can teach people a valuable lesson about assumptions.

People say I make too many assumptions.

I mean, they don't say it, but I know they're thinking it...

Assumptions joke, People say I make too many assumptions.

I've started wearing a stethoscope around my neck...

So, if there's a medical emergency I get to teach people a valuable lesson about making assumptions based on someone's appearance.

You should never generalize women.

It's wrong to make broad assumptions.


You know what they say about assumptions, right?

They say that they are generally wrong.

When it comes to the topic of body dysmorphia and gender assumptions, i'm not a fan.

Infact I identify more closely to an air conditioning unit.

Assumptions joke, When it comes to the topic of body dysmorphia and gender assumptions, i'm not a fan.

How many points does it take to draw a curve?

According to my engineering professor, just one, but you need to list your assumptions.

Well thats the plan

Exam : Clearly state your assumptions

Me : Assume i've written the correct answer, thank you

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the assumptions substitute jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working assumptions assume piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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