The Best 10 Assumption Jokes

Following is our collection of Assumption jokes which are very funny. There are some assumption stalkers jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these assumption punctuation puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Assumption Jokes and Puns

I always wear my Stethoscope around my neck

So in an emergency, it teaches people a valuable lesson about assumption

So a woman is at a supermarket...

She is loading all her items on the conveyer belt for the chasier to scan.

Her items are; A litre of milk, a carton of eggs, and a head of lettuce.

The cashier looks at her and says, "Are you single?"

The customer, shocked at her assumption says, "Yes, I am. How did you know?"

The cashier says, "Because you're ugly."

I think most of you probably already know about the first rule of Assumption Club.

You know what they say about assumptions, right?

They say that they are generally wrong.

A duck and a laptop go to a bar and, after a while, the bartender asks the duck if he'd like the drinks on his bill

The laptop scolds the bartender for making such an assumption and insists that the drinks be put on his tab


Life is like a box of chocolates...

You have a vague assumption of what you're going to get but in the end you're always dissapointed.

KenM agrees that something is a risky assumption

Big "if", true

There are two types of people in this world

Those who can make an assumption based on a previous statement

My wife thinks I'm cheating on her.

It's affair assumption.

My friend told me the Kardashians had big butts.

I called him out for the assumption.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the assumption jai jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working assumption suppose piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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