Following is our collection of Assumption jokes which are very funny. There are some assumption stalkers jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these assumption punctuation puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
So in an emergency, it teaches people a valuable lesson about assumption
She is loading all her items on the conveyer belt for the chasier to scan.
Her items are; A litre of milk, a carton of eggs, and a head of lettuce.
The cashier looks at her and says, "Are you single?"
The customer, shocked at her assumption says, "Yes, I am. How did you know?"
The cashier says, "Because you're ugly."
They say that they are generally wrong.
The laptop scolds the bartender for making such an assumption and insists that the drinks be put on his tab
You have a vague assumption of what you're going to get but in the end you're always dissapointed.
Big "if", true
Those who can make an assumption based on a previous statement
It's affair assumption.
I called him out for the assumption.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the assumption jai jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working assumption suppose piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.