Association Jokes

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The Best jokes about Association

Do you know what DNA is an acronym for?

The National Dyslexia Association

What does DNA stand for

National Dyslexia Association.

What is DNA short for?

National Dyslexics Association

Welcome to the plastic surgery addicts association,

Nice to see a lot of new faces here today.

The Washington Redskins finally decided to change their name to get rid of the association with historical racism

They'll now be known as the Arlington Redskins.


Why does the bar association prohibit lawyers and clients from having sex?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for the same service.

70% of dishes are under-seasoned, according to a recent survey by the seasoning manufacturers' association. Obviously, this is biased.

Take it with a grain of salt.

Memory trick

Two very elderly couples bump into each other in the street, Jack says " hi there George, how are you?" George says " Great! we've just been to that new memory clinic, they teach you how to remember things using word association, it's really good" Jack asks " really? what's the name of the clinic?" George thinks for a moment and then says " let me see, eh, what do you call that flower with a thorny stem?"
Jack says "A rose"?
"Ah yes that's it" George turns to his wife...."Rose, what's the name of that clinic"?

Terrorists have taken >500 hostages at the Bar Association annual conference

Unless their demands are met, they'll release one lawyer every hour.

My wife told me I had to give up drinking

So I joined the AA.
Unfortunately, I joined the Automobile Association by mistake.
At least either way I'm on the road to recovery.

I tried to start a religious social media page called Faithbook...

...but it was deemed offensive by the American Lisp Association.


What does NNNNNSSSSSAAAAA stand for?

National Stutterers Association.

IMPROVE YOUR MEMORY

Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other: Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?
Outstanding , Fred replied. They taught us all the latest psychological techniques – visualization, association – it has made a big difference for me .
That's great! What about the name of the clinic?
Fred went blank. He thought and thought but couldn't remember. Then a smile broke across his face and he asked, What do you call that flower with the long stem and thorns?
You mean a rose?
Yes, that's it!
Then he turned to his wife and asked: Rose, what was the name of that clinic?

What does DNA strand for?

National Dyslecsics Association

Someone told me that DNA stands for Deoxyribonucleic Acid

Does it not stand for National Dyslexic Association?

F.B.L.C

#The
#Association
#Of
#Incorrect
#Acronyms

Have you heard of the American Philosophical Association?

I'm not sure if it exists or not and neither are they.

I'm a member of the American Medical Association...

...AMA.

What do the initials D.S.A.U stand for ?

United States Dyslexic Association


A man want to be a trapper, so he goes to the trapper's association to know how he can become one. There is only one old man inside, and he tell him:

"That is very simple, you see, you must go through these 3 rooms. In the first one, there is a bottle of whisky : you drink it. In the second one, there is a bear : you strangle it. In the third one, there is a indian woman : you rape her. So the wannabe trapper go inside the first room and go out a minute later, staggering a bit. He go into the second room, there are horrible noise for 15 minutes. Finally, he go out, with his clothes ripped, shouting: "THAT'S DONE, NOW WHERE IS THE INDIAN WOMAN I MUST STRANGLE"

A customer came into a shop and told the shop assistant that he wanted to buy a Kim Jong-il

Assistant: Excuse me, a what?

Customer: Oh sorry, I have trouble remembering the names of items, so I use word association. I want to buy a short ruler.

Assistant: Oh, a Nicolas Sarkozy. Why didn't you say so?

The British Islamic Association has said there is no longer room for extremists within their mosques...

Although a waiting list has been set up.

An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a power memory class where one is taught to remember things by association.

A few days after the class, the old man was outside talking with his neighbor about how much the class helped him.

"What was the name of the Instructor?" asked the neighbor.

"Oh, ummmm, let's see," the old man pondered. "You know that flower, you know, the one that smells really nice but has those prickly thorns, what's that flower's name?"

"A rose?" asked the neighbor. "Yes, that's it," replied the old man.

He then turned toward his house and shouted, "Hey, Rose, what's the name of the Instructor we took the memory class from?"

Do you support the AAAAA?

You should. The American Association Against the Abuse of Acronyms is a worthy cause.

Mexican Basketball Association

Why is the Mexican Basketball Association so unpopular?

Beacause it's a Juan on Juan league.

I think I'm overcoming dyslexia.

I learned a new abbreviation today: DNA, or National Dyslexic Association.

Are you a member of the One Word Sentence Association?

I'm.

"Hey everybody I'm from the D.N.A"

The National Dyslexics Association.

Hi, I'm from the American Medical Association!

AMA!

Do you know what DNA stands for?

National Dyslexic Association

NSSSA

-National Stutter Association.

I heard the White House Correspondents Association is going to give equal time to a conservative comedian at next year's dinner

I hope a year is long enough to find one.

What does ADA stand for?

Dyslexic Association of America

The Dyslexia Association of America held an organization-wide toga party.

Everyone came dressed as goats.

I wanted to join the National Mens Association

But got rejected because I was born a broad

My only friend said I need to get out more or to join a club.

I did just that.

I'm now the 153rd member of the national association of hermits.

It's great! There aren't even group meetings.

They keep on hanging up

So yesterday I called a feminist association. I politely asked for the man incharge, they kept hanging up on me.

I joined the Self-Awareness Association.

No idea why, but I did.

The world tennis association just added lisinopril and high blood pressure medications in the same class to their banned substances list...

Ace inhibitors

The NAACP was thinking of changing their name to the National Association for the Advancement of African Americans

Then they decided naaaa

You *know* you have a drinking problem...

When even the American Bar Association suggests you should be investigated by the FBI...

A therapist and his client play a word association game and the therapist asks, "What's the first word that comes to mind after the word 'pork'?"

...he responds, "U pine."

What do you call a feminist name-choosing association?

Nomenclature.

I was recently giving a motivational speech for the "international dyslexia association"

I ended with: "And remember, there's no "I" in dyslexia..."

A man walks into a bar...

The local female workers association, eager to prevent this from happening again, raises the bar a little higher.

They are going to change the name of the AA (Alcoholics Anonymous) as people kept getting it mixed up with AA (automobile Association)

The new name will be The Royal alcoholics Club...the RAC!

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