Associate Jokes
34 associate jokes and hilarious associate puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about associate that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Are you looking for a good laugh? Read this collection of jokes about associates of all kinds - from associate pastors to research associates to affiliates and accomplices to colleagues. Get ready to have a good time!
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Funniest Associate Short Jokes
Short associate jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The associate humour may include short association jokes also.
- Captan Kirk & Today's Shuttle Launch If William Shatner really wanted to go where no man had gone before , He should have just used the associates bathroom At the Amazon distribution center.
- An Apple Store in Minneapolis reported losing $200,000 in inventory to riot-related theft. 'Thankfully the looters took nothing but two iPhones' the store's associate manager said.
- Welcome to the plastic surgery addicts association, Nice to see a lot of new faces here today.
- 70% of dishes are under-seasoned, according to a recent survey by the seasoning manufacturers' association. Obviously, this is biased. Take it with a grain of salt.
- My friend told me white rice was better than brown rice... I stopped talking to him, because I don't associate with ricists.
- Terrorists have taken >500 hostages at the Bar Association annual conference Unless their demands are met, they'll release one lawyer every hour.
- My wife told me I had to give up drinking So I joined the AA.
Unfortunately, I joined the Automobile Association by mistake.
At least either way I'm on the road to recovery. - I tried to start a religious social media page called Faithbook... ...but it was deemed offensive by the American Lisp Association.
- Someone told me that DNA stands for Deoxyribonucleic Acid Does it not stand for National Dyslexic Association?
- You've reached the answering machine for the tinnitus association Please leave your message after the beep.
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Associate One Liners
Which associate one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with associate? I can suggest the ones about assist and partner.
- Why is the National Rifle Association filing for bankruptcy? Because schools are closed.
- Do you know what DNA is an acronym for? The National Dyslexia Association
- What does DNA stand for National Dyslexia Association.
- What is DNA short for? National Dyslexics Association
- Why isn't Uranium associated with Ukraine anymore? Cause it lost decay
God im sorry - DNA National Dyslexic Association
- What is a large group of Karens called? A homeowners association
- What does NNNNNSSSSSAAAAA stand for? National Stutterers Association.
- What word starts with N, ends with R and is associated with a race? nascar
- What does DNA strand for? National Dyslecsics Association
- What do you call a group of Karens? A Home Owners Association.
- F.B.L.C #The
#Association
#Of
#Incorrect
#Acronyms - I'm a member of the American Medical Association... ...AMA.
- What do the initials D.S.A.U stand for ? United States Dyslexic Association
- I try not to associate myself with bowlers They're all a bunch of pinheads
Howlingly Hilarious Associate Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening
What funny jokes about associate you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean joining jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make associate pranks.
The Washington r**... are changing the team name because of all the negativity, shame, humiliation, dissent, polarity, adversity, defiance, animosity, contempt, discrimination, division, counter-productivity and hostility associated with their name.
....from now on they will be known simply as the r**....
A group of dogs is a pack. A group of crows is a m**.... What is a group of Karen's?
A Home Owners Association.
I once dated a girl named Rachel, but she turned out to be a n**... b**.... As a result, I now refuse to associate with women named Rachel
Then again, I could just be Rachel profiling
A man goes to Japan on business and hires a p**....
He doesn't speak any Japanese and she barely speaks any English. While they are going at it she yells out, "Gama Su! Gama Su!" Knowing that she has been satisfied he goes to bed.
The next day he plays golf and one of his associates gets a hole in one. Everyone goes crazy, so to enjoy in the excitement he yells, "Gama Su! Gama Su!"
Everybody goes silent and one of his Japanese associates says, "What do you mean wrong hole?"
The Washington r**... finally decided to change their name to get rid of the association with historical racism
They'll now be known as the Arlington r**....
Why does the bar association prohibit lawyers and clients from having s**...?
To prevent clients from being billed twice for the same service.
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. As they lay down for the night, the fire dwindling nearby, Holmes said: "Watson, look up and tell me what you see".
Watson said "I see a fantastic panorama of countless of stars".
Holmes: "And what does that tell you?"
Watson: "Astronomically, it suggests to me that if there are billions of other galaxies that have roughly similar stellar population densities as represented by my view, that, potentially, trillions of planets may be associated with such a galactic and, therefore, stellar population. Allowing for similar chemical distribution throughout the cosmos it may be reasonably implied that life-and possibly intelligent life-may well fill the universe.
Also, being a believer, theologically, it tells me that the vastness of space may be yet another suggestion of the greatness of God and that we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, the blackness of the sky and the crispness of the stellar images tells me that there is low humidity and stable air and therefore we are most likely to enjoy a beautiful day tomorrow.
Why? - What does it tell you, Mr. Holmes?"
Holmes: "Someone stole our tent".
Not exactly a joke, butthe usually get a great reaction. Caution: not for use with those who lack basic math skills.
Pick a number from 1 to 9, but don't tell me what it is. Multiply that number by 9. If the the result is a two digit number, add the two digits together. Now subtract 5.
Where the letters of the alphabet correspond to the numbers 1 though 26, pick the letter associated with the number you have left. Think of a country that begins with that letter. Take the last letter of the country, and think of an animal that begins with that letter. Take the last letter of the animal, and think of a color that begins with that letter.
Now.... How many orange kangaroos are there in Denmark?
A man went to China.
He hired a p**... to keep him company during the night, and when things got serious, she kept shouting a word in Chinese.
The next day, the man went to a golf course with a couple of business associates. They had a good afternoon until a person hit a hole in one. Everyone started shouting in excitement, and the man decided to join in, shouting the word he hears last night, thinking it was that of excitement.
Everyone turned to the man in silence. After a full minute of awkward silence, the one who made the shot asked "What do you mean, wrong hole?"
