The Best 10 Assless Jokes

Following is our collection of Assless jokes which are very funny. There are some assless mule jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these assless asses puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

What do you call a group of men with flat butts?

Assless Chaps

What do you call a bunch of upper-class British gentlemen bereft of donkeys?

Assless Chaps.

What do you call men who don't own donkeys?

Assless chaps

Jeff and Don are singing deck the halls....

When they both suddenly die part way through the song.

They are reincarnated as ass-less chaps. Jeff looks over and says: "Don, we now are gay apparel."

What do you call a couple of flat-butted dudes hanging out together?

A pair of assless chaps.


What do you call a couple of British boys whose butts are chopped off?

A pair of assless chaps

Two englishmen lost their donkey at a fetish convention

What a pair of assless chaps

What do you call British virgins?

Assless chapes

What do you call a British man who has lost his mule?

An assless chap.

My boss told to to dress for the job I want, not the job I have

And then *I'M* the one that gets in trouble for going to work in assless chaps?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the assless rimjob jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working assless bumhole piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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