The Best 8 Assignments Jokes

Following is our collection of Assignments jokes which are very funny. There are some assignments assign jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these assignments responsibilities puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

A minister and a lawyer at the pearly gates.

A minister and a lawyer arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter greeted both of them and gave them their room assignments.

"Pastor, here are the keys to one of our nicest efficiency units. And for you, sir, (to the lawyer) the keys to our finest penthouse suit."

"This is unfair!" cried the minister.

"Listen," Saint Peter said, "ministers are a dime a dozen up here, but this is the first lawyer we've seen."

I work as a spy for the US government.

One of my more deadly assignments involved going after a mad scientist in Italy. I was having dinner with one of my contacts over some delicious cheesy rigatoni. Then, out of nowhere, I was hit by a shrink ray and tossed into my food with the sound of evil laughter. Fraught by the perils of steaming hot carbs around me, I knew that for now, escape would have to be my mission.

Mission in pasta bowl.

Studies suggest that parents can do 1/3 of their kids' math assignments

However, they struggle with the other 3/4

It's that time of year again...

A female student goes to a male professor and says "I would be willing to do ANYTHING to get a good grade"

The professor replies "Anything?"

The student suggestively replies, " Yes, anything!"

The professor says "Good! Come to class, hand in assignments on time and study!"

A teacher goes into the principals office and tells her that a student of his, Karen, wasn't doing any assignments and sat idle throughout the class.

The principal calls Karen into his office and before he has a chance to speak she says,"Why am i in trouble? I did nothing!"


My notebook got wet in the rain and I lost most of my school assignments.

On a side note, I still managed to save a few of them.

Group Assignments

Person: I have an Idea

Me: So Did Hitler

I hate it when people complain about getting an A or B on assignments

I mean, seriously, I could go to a gay pride event because of how many D's I get

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the assignments wrote jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working assignments work piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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