The Best 9 Assign Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Assign jokes. There are some assign girth jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these assign sprint puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Assign Jokes and Puns

Even though Sea World is shut down, the animals still need to be taken care of

Obama answers the call for volunteers. On his first day, they assign him to feed the baby dolphins.

As he is doing so, another volunteer accosts him "Our country is in crisis. Don't you have anything better to do?"

He replied "I think I'm serving a youthful porpoise."

A survey has found

that majority of women assign a certain ringtone for their partner.

Men do that too. It's called silent.

What's the most assigned elementary school essay in Chicago?

"What I want to be *IF* I grow up"

Assign joke, What's the most assigned elementary school essay in Chicago?

What happens when you assign a feminist a scientific classifier?

You get nomenclature.

I was assigned AB positive blood type at birth, but I identify myself as having B negative blood.

After all, blood is fluid.


I've assigned for a 6 months gym membership and i still have'nt seen any progress!

I must go there myself and see what went wrong.

I was given an assignment to do an essay about procrastination.

But I dunno. I'll do it later.

Assign joke, I was given an assignment to do an essay about procrastination.

We had an assignment on terrorists in school once.

I bombed it of course

A council was tasked to assign a town song to Chernobyl

After a long debate and several people explaining why it's a terrible idea, they finally decided on the song Radioactive

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the assign stationary jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working assign release piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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