Assign Jokes

Following is our collection of assignment humor and girth one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Assign puns for adults, dirty swamp jokes or clean sprint gags for kids.

There is an abundance of stationary jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 10 funniest jokes on assign. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any release witze you can hear about assign.

The Best jokes about Assign

Even though Sea World is shut down, the animals still need to be taken care of

Obama answers the call for volunteers. On his first day, they assign him to feed the baby dolphins.

As he is doing so, another volunteer accosts him "Our country is in crisis. Don't you have anything better to do?"

He replied "I think I'm serving a youthful porpoise."

A survey has found

that majority of women assign a certain ringtone for their partner.


Men do that too. It's called silent.

If my man were a soda...

Three married black women are talking about their love lives with their husbands. They decide to assign each of their men a soda that represents them. The first lady says, "I'd call my man seven-up. 'Cause he's got seven inches and they're always up, up, up."
The second says, "I'd call my man Mountain Dew. 'Cause he likes to go to the mountains and do, do, do."
The third says, "I'd call my man Jack Daniels."
The other two reply, "Jack Daniels? That's not a soda. That's a hard liquor."
"THAT'S MY MAN!!!"

What's the most assigned elementary school essay in Chicago?

"What I want to be *IF* I grow up"

What happens when you assign a feminist a scientific classifier?

You get nomenclature.


I was assigned AB positive blood type at birth, but I identify myself as having B negative blood.

After all, blood is fluid.

I've assigned for a 6 months gym membership and i still have'nt seen any progress!

I must go there myself and see what went wrong.

We had an assignment on terrorists in school once.

I bombed it of course

I was given an assignment to do an essay about procrastination.

But I dunno. I'll do it later.

A council was tasked to assign a town song to Chernobyl

After a long debate and several people explaining why it's a terrible idea, they finally decided on the song Radioactive

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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