The Best 10 Asset Jokes

Following is our collection of Asset jokes which are very funny. There are some asset friendliest jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these asset accusations puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Asset Jokes and Puns

What is an asset?

A little donkey

If you have an expensive picture of water...

Would that mean you have a good liquid asset?

A male donkey is called an ass

A female donkey is called an asset

What did the Accountant say to his employee?

I should capitalise you.....
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you are such an asset!

My wife is my property...

but she's a depreciating asset.


What asset is both deflationary and inflationary?

Helium.

ET the extraterrestrial applied for a job in a donkey breeding center

He became the Asset Manager.

What's a criminal's best asset?

His lie ability.

Thanks for increasing the value of my asset over time.

I really appreciate it.

How did Jesus feel asset the last supper?

A bit cross.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the asset capacity jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working asset management piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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