Assessment Jokes

Following is our collection of notebook humor and examination one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Assessment puns for adults, dirty evaluation jokes or clean citizenship gags for kids.

There is an abundance of assess jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 3 funniest jokes on assessment. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any scholarships witze you can hear about assessment.

The Best jokes about Assessment

CIA assessment center

After the standard round of interviews, a good dozen of applicants sit before the director of the CIA office.

"Trust is central to our business, ladies and gentlemen. Still, intelligence, precision and punctuality are nearly as essential. So, to the test: You have an envelope with a coded address on it. It contains important top secret data for someone in this office building. Get this sensitive information to him."

The applicants scurry away with their red labeled envelopes, each trying to crack the code and simultaneously making their way through the labyrinthine vastness of the CIA office building.

Only one applicant rounds the corner and, after looking left and right, breaks the "TOP SECRET" seal and rips open the envelope. Inside, he finds a sheet of paper, that says: "Misuse of trust is central to our business. Come back to my office to sign your contract."

A small Japanese town has only two literature teachers, Ishu and Takashiro

One day Ishu falls ill and asks Takashiro to teach his classes for the week. Ishu had planned to give a surprise assessment tomorrow but hadn't finished writing the questions, so he asks Takashiro to finish them for him.

Ishu miraculously gets better the day after the assessment. He's still on leave but he tells Takashiro he'll grade the papers anyways as thanks for having his back.

Ishu reads the papers and is confused.

Takashiro-san, why is this in Spanish? Why didn't you write the assessment problems in Japanese?

It was a surprise assessment, and nobody expects the Spanish in quiz, Ishu-san.

I used a N.W.A song for my jazz assessment

My teacher said it was a straight path to an eazy e

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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