The Best 6 Assertive Jokes

Following is our collection of Assertive jokes which are very funny. There are some assertive extrovert jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these assertive buttfuck puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Assertive Jokes and Puns

This year I resolve to be more confident and assertive...

...if that's ok with you guys.

People keep saying I need to be more assertive

Is that okay?

My new year's resolution is to be more assertive...

...if that's OK with you guys?

My friend said I was not assertive enough to farm rocks.

You should have seen the look on his face when I grew boulder.

Why was the sprout farmer so assertive?

He was an alfalfa male.


New Years Resolution

For my New Years Resolution, I would like to be more assertive.. only if it's okay with you guys?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the assertive sprout jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working assertive strong piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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