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Koi fish are incredibly intelligent, and naturally form groups of four fish, with each having a specialized role.
The group is always led by a leader fish , called koi A. The other three fish will follow it everywhere.
Koi B is in charge of hunting for the group, and will report back to them with the location of food.
Koi C is usually a large, aggressive female. She protects the group from threats, and asserts dominance over other groups of koi.
And if the fish are attacked, the other three swim away, and the predator always goes for the D koi.
This year I resolve to be more confident and assertive...
...if that's ok with you guys.
People keep saying I need to be more assertive
Is that okay?
My new year's resolution is to be more assertive...
...if that's OK with you guys?
My friend said I was not assertive enough to farm rocks.
You should have seen the look on his face when I grew boulder.
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